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Summer is not playing with us

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Stay away from haters, they want to see your demise

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I am very tipsy sitting in a tire shop waiting for them to swap my tire out so i can go change it and the bring it back so they can rotate them, also have to take my mom her car back when im all done 🫠

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Why would they make The Bear such a sad ass show

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Don’t know how my night when from sipping bubbles in the jacuzzi to riding in a tow truck

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Passed my ID over and the guy gone saw “I thought it would’ve said ‘02”

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6’3 and up me

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It’s me getting dubbed and I don’t even go here

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I bought a stuffed suitcase full of clothes for absolutely nothing

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The amount of people from hs I saw yesterday was crazy

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@jailaab_ Wasn’t implying you was in the wrong, I just don’t know why they try it

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When I’m out to eat and the server questions @jailaab_

[DJ Creole Brandon @TheDAnderson_]

I always get asked why I’m not in a relationship. Tbh, nobody really wants me 🤷🏾‍♂️

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I Just said, lemme go call my grandma, and just realized I couldn’t. BRB

[💟 ᏦᏋᎩ ᏦᏋᎩ ᎷᎧᏁᎥᎤᏬᏋ 💟 @KeyKeytoMarz]

Greatest commercial EVER!!!

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

i am not ashamed to admit that while i am grateful for having a job, i do not enjoy working.

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Yall can call me ugly, but y’all don’t be dappin up 🔟s

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

Smoking weed in the house is an underrated luxury

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Why everywhere I wanna go ain’t open today 😡