Andy Sims

Premier League Champions Let’s talk about Six baby 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆#YNWA Proud Dad to 2 amazing young men @jackksims_ @hensims4

[Matty Dread @MattyDread]

Last one for today, Sean Lock again, love him

[Andy Sims @SimoFromTheRock]

@RupertLowe10 I trust what you and what you’re saying and that’s the best thing. You’re not promising this or that to get people to vote, you’re telling us the truth a I genuinely believe you want to help our nation and take us back to being the respected country we once were 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

[Sutton United @suttonunited]

Scott-Morriss is denied by the foot of Sims

⏱️ 33’ | 🦜 0-0 🦐

[Sutton United @suttonunited]

Sims produces a brilliant save to deny Golding's powerful volley

⏱️ 31’ | 🦜 0-0 🦐

[Southend United FC @SUFCRootsHall]

CLOSE!

Golding's strike is vicious and low, but Sims gets his body behind it and the hosts clear their lines.

31' // 🟡 0-0 ⚫️

[Chris Phillips @CJPhillips1982]

Boyes' corner drops to Golding whose low shot is pushed away by Sims

[Sutton United @suttonunited]

Sims tips a close range Warren shot onto the post, before Widdrington curls it just wide moments later

⏱️ 83’ | 🪖 2-2 🦜

[Truro City FC @TCFC_Official]

28 | The best chance of the half so far falls the way of Stretton, who collects a long ball, outmuscles his marker and forces Jack Sims into a good save.

Sutton 0 Tinners 0

❤️🖤 #WeAreTheCity

[Sutton United @suttonunited]

Stretton finds himself one on one with Sims, but the Sutton goalkeeper brilliantly beats away his low effort

⏱️ 29’ | 🦜 0-0 🥫

[Andy Sims @SimoFromTheRock]

@Osgood81 Perfectly said, after all it’s in the name what a supporter does!!

[Sutton United @suttonunited]

Sims ❌
Barbrook ✨
Davies 👝

One year ago today, we completed a dramatic turnaround in Fylde 🏖️

[Sutton United @suttonunited]

🧤

[Andy Sims @SimoFromTheRock]

@vh62x @suttonunited I think he may well have 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[Andy Sims @SimoFromTheRock]

@Joe_DMB Really happy for the lads and a great present for Jack 🎁 that’s a huge win for them and hopefully they’ll take this kind of performance up to Gateshead on Saturday and get a similar result 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

[Andy Sims @SimoFromTheRock]

Happy birthday Son and good luck tonight, hope you make it the perfect birthday 🌲pts 🧽 👻 🤞🏼👌🏼👍🏼👊🏼

[Sutton United @suttonunited]

Our number one is one year older 🎂

Have a good day, Simo! 💛

[Andy Sims @SimoFromTheRock]

Great reaction, fantastic win and the perfect birthday present for @Jackksims_ 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

[Sutton United @suttonunited]

GET INNNNN! 🔥

[Andy Sims @SimoFromTheRock]

Happy birthday @Jackksims_ 🎉
Watching you grow into the man you are today has made me incredibly proud. From a little lad to the man you’ve become — it’s been a privilege to be your dad. Although I’m still waiting for the day you start paying for the drinks!
Have the best day ❤️

[A View From Yorkshire @models_by_Russ]

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary,

I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator.

I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme.

Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate.

I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave.

You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise.

Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount.

For £35,000 I will:
   •   Leave quietly.
   •   Not require a press conference.
   •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.
   •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport.

I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme.

Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus.

Who knew?

While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes.

May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue.

In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on.

If successful, I promise to:
   •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).
   •   Not stage a protest on the runway.
   •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice.

All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV.

Yours in hopeful relocation,
A slightly confused taxpayer

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Muslim countries that support today's U.S strike on Iran: Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Turkey, UAE, Bahrain
Muslim countries that DO NOT support today's
U.S. strike on Iran: France, United Kingdom

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Donald Trump confirms that the UK now has courts that are enforcing Sharia Law

Trump: In London, “You have Sharia courts adjudicating law."

We can never let Islam spread in America. We need an outright ban on Islamic Muslim immigration into America