Matthew Simon

[Timberwolves Muse @Wolvesmuse]

Dog he’s already EIGHT FEET TALL

Can we not let him goaltend too???

[(redacted) @squish41]

We know he doesn’t need it that’s why it’s so fucking annoying to watch him do it for 99% of his NBA games.

[Minnesota Men’s Hockey @GopherHockey]

𝓩𝓐𝓒𝓗 𝓦𝓘𝓔𝓢𝓔. 𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓐 𝓖𝓞𝓟𝓗𝓔𝓡. 〽

154 games dressed. Never missed one.

Dependable and dedicated. All in, every day.

[Matthew Simon @Simo_2026]

Alexa play “Fortunate Son”

[Matthew Simon @Simo_2026]

USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸

[Matthew Simon @Simo_2026]

@CoachRMcDonald Our refs last night made the girls take out their pink bows for coaches vs cancer night…

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Delta Force went down to Venezuela last night and captured President Maduro.

Quite literally, Americans sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on our behalf.

God bless every single one of them.

🇺🇸

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Dear Libs,

We get that you hate Trump, but if you can’t take a moment to appreciate that a literal monster was taken alive and millions of oppressed people are now free we literally have nothing left in common.

Sincerely,
Normal People

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Dear IRS,

I am cancelling my membership.

Please remove me from your mailing list.

Thanks.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Didn’t age great.

[RHETT MCDONALD @CoachRMcDonald]

High Schools in the state of Minnesota should just have an open pool where film should be shared.

I know some of you think this is a lazy take-but it’s not. It’s just equitable—levels the playing field for all. Anyone can still go out for a live scout!

COME ON!

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

They celebrated when a healthcare CEO was murdered in cold blood.

They celebrated when Charlie Kirk was murdered in cold blood.

They got upset when the bullet missed Trump.

They voted in a VA AG who called for Republicans to be killed.

They elected a Jihadist Communist as Mayor of the largest city in America.

Communism is here and it’s as murderous as it’s always been.

[Matthew Simon @Simo_2026]

@Blueyyyy24 @420Guichard @jacobivers @NFL And also Nailors hand never came off the ball and simultaneously possession goes to receiver

[Matthew Simon @Simo_2026]

How is that not a catch by Nailor???? He never has his hands off the ball it’s pinned to his legs and Arnold falls into it. Bullshit @NFLOfficiating

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

There is literally not a single Democrat run city in this country that reflects this image.

Not. A. Single. One.

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

You can't possibly call this forward progress and call the play dead. You just can't.

He's literally getting pushed. The point of the TUSH PUSH.

Everything about how this is being officiated is rough.

[Jaimee Michell @JaimeeUSA]

There are many wonderful videos on the internet, this just happens to be my favorite.

There is no wrong way to be a boy or a girl. THIS is how you talk to kids about gender. @againstgrmrs

🎥 @AndriaDont99498

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Shai got mad after fans sent him this trolled pic, making him look like he’s begging for free throws😭

[Matthew Simon @Simo_2026]

Please go to brosmer…

[Matthew Simon @Simo_2026]

If we won’t take Wentz out for his injured shoulder can we at least take him out cause he’s not good?