Simon Morris

Campaigning to have the quisling, traitorous, Sir George 'Gubby' Allen stripped of his CBE

[Simon Morris @Simo_Morris]

@TeleCricket @willis_macp Treating elite sportsmen like 16 year old boys on a school trip

[Simon Morris @Simo_Morris]

@alexfmac You have to see how disingenuous this is. I'm sorry you have a family member that cannot take public transport. But then you say "hard to justify investing in London" as if it was more general advice.

Most people in London would never take that route into the city

[Simon Morris @Simo_Morris]

@polymathinvest1 Yes. I read it. I remember reading it

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@FrankMburu12 @AFCche Whereabouts in Manchester do you live?

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@NWetherbottom @TheBarmyArmy Apropos of nothing?

You've completely made that "fact" up.

[Simon Morris @Simo_Morris]

@NWetherbottom @TheBarmyArmy The Barmy Army has a single homogenous political viewpoint?

[Simon Morris @Simo_Morris]

Fair enough - good leadership here, off the pitch at least. Looking forward to the team regenerating on the pitch.

[Kent Spitfires @KentCricket]

𝐒𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝 🗣️

📖 Full story: https://t.co/e5r34UE5kC

[Simon Morris @Simo_Morris]

@buccocapital I really don't want to fan-boy, but you are one of my "must-reads" in this hellhole of a social media swamp.

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@masoncags @tolibear_ I thought this was also being blocked now?

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@BojanRadojici10 Yes please @BojanRadojici10

[MediumPaceDobbler @MediumPaceDobb1]

In 2005, James Anderson (@lancscricket) dismissed David Sales of Northants.

In 2026, James Anderson dismissed James Sales of Northants, David Sales's son, who was only 2 years old when Jimmy dismissed his dad.

Talk about longevity

#CountyChampionship
#Cricket
🌹

[Simon Morris @Simo_Morris]

@helloitschrisg @aakashgupta This is my question. Aren't tokens the same if I consume them through OpenClaw or through Claude?

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@jordan_ross_8F Marketing

[Simon Morris @Simo_Morris]

@carverfomo You sound meet this guy

https://t.co/7eGmwOIHqC

[Blaze @browomo]

I live in New York. My OpenClaw runs on a $35 Raspberry Pi + MacMini on my mom's kitchen in Ohio. Last month that little box made more than my salary in Manhattan

It all started when my mom complained that the internet in the house was going to waste. She pays $60 a month and only uses it for recipes and FaceTime calls

I came home for the weekend, pulled an old Raspberry Pi out of the closet, and set it on top of the fridge next to a Florida magnet and a photo of the cat. Connected it to my mom's Wi-Fi, installed OpenClaw, and gave it 1 task: monitor 1 wallet on Polymarket and send me a Telegram message every time it enters a position

Setup took 1 evening. My mom asked what the little box was. I said it was something for work. She shrugged and put a napkin on top of it

The 1st week I checked every hour. Notification comes in, the wallet entered, I copy. Another one, it exited, I check the result. Everything ran like clockwork

The 2nd week I checked once a day

By the 3rd I forgot to check on Monday. Opened it Tuesday and saw plus $380

In New York I pay $3,200 for a studio with no windows, spend $18 on lunch, and stand on the subway for 40 minutes each way. My education cost $200K. Salary after taxes: $4,100

And in Ohio a $35 box sits between a napkin and a magnet. It does not pay rent, does not eat, does not sleep, and does not complain. It just runs 24/7 on my mom's internet for $60 a month

Last month it brought in $4,700. I brought in $4,100

My most profitable employee costs less than lunch and lives on my mom's kitchen

Here is the wallet it copies. You can open it and see the full trade history yourself: → https://t.co/oqaPv5vr36

And if you do not have a Raspberry Pi or an evening to spend on setup there is a Telegram bot that does the exact same thing. It sends a signal the moment the wallet enters a position. No hardware, no OpenClaw, no mom's Wi-Fi: → https://t.co/6oJMPDWj4z

My mom called yesterday. Asked if she could move the box because it was in the way of a pot

I said: mom, that box pays for your internet and my lunch. Do not touch it

She said fine. But she did not remove the napkin

[Jesse Cohen @JesseCohenInv]

It's 2036 and 80% of jobs have been replaced by AI and robotics.

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

I LOVE this.

Well said @dcsandbrook!

[Simon Morris @Simo_Morris]

@PuttshackUK Big shout out to Tish in your Lakeside course... Saved our afternoon and is a great customer service ambassador. Thanks Tish!

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@Maynard93608600 @Gypsy_4_ @historyinmemes What I love about this book is the fact that he isn't a writer at all... You are reading what feel like his diary entries as he does something spectacular. He's made it into a narrative but I don't think any professional writer has had a go at polishing it

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@Maynard93608600 @Gypsy_4_ @historyinmemes https://t.co/FNUErcuJg1

I knew Karl in the year before he set off... The bet in a bar anecdote isn't accurate I don't believe.

He was a quiet, studious guy who engineered himself into the intelligence room in the barracks with hundreds of maps.

Great man

[Simon Morris @Simo_Morris]

@Gypsy_4_ @historyinmemes There's a great book out already where he diaries the walk from Chile to Alaska.