Simon May

Advertising and PR Professional, Movie Buff, Cooking Guru, and Friend. Super Amazing Rockstar Extraordinare, You're Welcome...

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@Goldberg, your costuming was amazing in #SantasSlay! Did you get to keep it after? Love watching this movie every year!

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@RegalMovies Black Widow!!! 🕷

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@RegalMovies Wonder Woman 1984!

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@oliviawilde Can you please cast #aidybryant and @heidilgardner as Molly and Amy in Booksmart 2 about Molly getting nominated to the Supreme Court and Amy coming into town to take her out for a crazy night before she gets sworn in?!?

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@DeAnne_Smith It’s waiting for you! Can’t wait to see your show!! @LetsComedyFTW

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Got to see a preview showing of @tagthemovie last Wednesday, so hilarious! #TagBackSweepstakes

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What to do when you’re disappointed with your Orange Cream Pop Freeze from @tacobell? Add tequila!

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@yellowtailwine #yellowtailgate #Sweepstakes

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@thebrianposehn So excited to see you tonight in Fort Wayne, IN! If you could voice a cartoon of any comic book character, which would you want to do?

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Watching @WolverineMovie trailer:
Me: Is that #MichaelCera? I mean @JohnCena...
@Flintok09: Those are 2 wildly diff. people...

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@Beyonce gave us a contact high and stole the souls of all her backup dancers to sustain the life blood of the twins growing inside her.

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@Flintok09: Can you bring a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs, a loaf of bread, and a Pepsi to the Super Bowl party tonight? Thanks mom...

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@iamsambee Please tell me you're giving away some tickets in a sweepstakes for the #NotTheWHCD ?!? @FullFrontalSamB

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"When the punchline of your joke is 'genocide,' you know shits gotten real..." - Richard @Flintok09

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OMG @nbc, I am loving @nbcbetterlate-thannever! S2 should be @Janefonda, @BetteMidler, #PattiLaBelle, and @Diane_Keaton!!!

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@acwmc Who won this contest?

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Nothing like riding behind an ambulance through rush hour traffic!

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@acwmc #GaffiganFortWayne

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@EvaLongoria: We loved @nbctelenovela!!! Please tell me @hulu is going to buy it to keep it going?!? Where do I sign the petition???

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Me: "There's $45 left on this gift card, let's spend it!" (Throws card up)
Richard: "You just made it rain @BedBathBeyond up in this bitch."