Simon @SimonAllen125 - Twitter Profile

@chilternrailway A young male staff member helped me with 2 elderly Japanese tourists I'd just met (on the train), who had arrived at MYB by mistake, and couldn't speak English, get on the right train to Oxford. Nice one.

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4 months ago

@elonmusk @TheAliceSmith "Four legs good, two legs bad"

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4 months ago

@mattwridley @john4brexit @spectator Also - with less ice - I guess the seals are easier to find?

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5 months ago

@calvinrobinson Maybe their worried the Alien’s bank would offer better interest rates and customer service 🤔

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5 months ago

@danwootton Yes (have been since I saw Julie’s post 🥺)

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5 months ago

@SouthPark South Park mystery solved? The nuclear launch code 6752 in Super Hard PCness isn’t random. Break it down: • S6E7 – “The Simpsons Already Did It” • S5E2 – “It Hits the Fan” (the “sh*t” episode) 6-7-5-2 → The Simpsons are sh*t.

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5 months ago

@SouthPark South Park mystery solved? The nuclear launch code 6752 in Super Hard PCness isn’t random. Break it down: • S6E7 – “The Simpsons Already Did It” • S5E2 – “It Hits the Fan” (the “sh*t” episode) 6-7-5-2 → The Simpsons are sh*t. 😃

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5 months ago

@JuliaHB1 Happy New Year

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5 months ago

@END2008 @stats_feed If you were going to spend 20 minutes smoking a cigarette anyway - it cancels out the 20 minutes less life. So Option 2 - taking longer than 20 minutes means you actually live longer. I think 🤔

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