Brian Simons

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

This tweeter thing is great! #kualidays

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

Look for the presentation "Salting Nagios: Lifecycle of a Salt State" at #SaltConf16

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

Good luck Ben, and kiss my wookie! #helpben #helpwolverton

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

Don't waste your time with @Xeround. Rackspace Databases give a 10x performance boost, and you don't need to wait days for ticket resolution

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

Wow, #mysqlworkbench really blows on Linux. Want an example of horrible UI design? 1000 clicks to almost get something done, then crash.

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

finished Art of Expectations - A Simple Way to Predict Outcomes Using Expectations http://t.co/9yYqeo9T #Kindle

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

@SenMikeLee I'm a constituent, and I oppose SOPA and PIPA. Please ensure these bills and others like them do not pass.

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

@OrrinHatch I'm a constituent, and I oppose SOPA and PIPA. Please ensure these bills and others like them do not pass.

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

@RepJimMatheson I'm a constituent, and I oppose SOPA and PIPA. Please ensure these bills and others like them do not pass.

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

What's with the terrible sound on #xfactor? You'd think a singing competition would try to sound good.

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

@hyrumt the foos is crucial. I miss it :)

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

Just saw a ton of police and swat vehicles going north on i15 in #orem. Anyone know whats going on?

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

@andrewbranch congrats on your new babby!

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

@SunSparc I love python. No boilerplate or funky syntax.

[Sean Plott @day9tv]

I successfully displayed my e-mail address and login password to 4000 people. Live.

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

@raisinbread: You should run. With a name like Anderson, only someone like Aldus A. Aardvark could beat you.

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

@xtyler: Google groups looks up to me.

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

@raisinbread: If enough people stay home, maybe we could get our own Alvin Greene!

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

logged into twitter for the first time in months. It's very...blue

[Brian Simons @simonbp]

@joshbuhler You could list it under 'Free Stuff' on craigslist. I've never had anything I couldn't get rid of that way.