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International man of mystery and Defender of the Secrets of Castle Grayskull. Dislikes eggs. Likes Toblerone.

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Why is Chris Eubank constantly gegging in Harlems limelight? Do one mate! You’ve had your go. Let the lad enjoy his success. #EubankSchwarzkopf

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@houdsmum Yes, strange. It’s ALMOST as if he’s a massively annoying twat who thinks he’s the finished article and isn’t humble at all, isn’t it?

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@f1multiviewer @Caradelevingne Martin approaches people simply to briefly ask if they’re enjoying themselves and who they’re rooting for. Why would anyone refuse unless they were massively consumed by their own self importance?

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@mallyapps I think hes pretending because he’s a self indulgent tosspot.

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Lots of snooker based clues for Rubbish. The colours. The loads of red cans, a black, a yellow, a blue. Cleaning up. The triangle. #maskedsingeruk

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What a pair of attention seeking bellends. Two total car crashes of people. #romeoandduet

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.@creativenature you forgot to include your own product in the ‘How To Make’ part of your packaging. Does it come under “all the ingredients”? It’s not very clear 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@SimonJWoodUK Buy your own dinner Biggs Chris yer fuckin mingebag.

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Steps look like some parents that have agreed to do a turn to raise money at a Comic Relief school assembly. #GrahamNortonShow

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@DuncanBannatyne If you genuinely believe that, please explain why hospitals became increasingly overwhelmed when lockdown measures were eased... Genuinely open to your viewpoint.

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@Tommann81 @ShitChester It’s getting dangerous now. You have to drive into the opposite lane against oncoming traffic to go down Bumpers Lane. There should be a coned off lane

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@wildethingy “Always”?

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@Dominos_UK Please congratulate the branch. That’s gotta be a record!

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.@Dominos_UK Ordered three pizzas at 5:19 from the Weston Grove branch in Chester and they arrived at 5:38.
Outstanding!
Easily the fastest food delivery we’ve ever had! Thank you 🙏🏼

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@TimProtteyJones (Once you tune into it being SS, it’s undeniable!)

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@TimProtteyJones Definitely Stacey Solomon. I reckon Ashton Merrygold is the Robin too.

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Glad stroppy Ruth finally got the boot on #celebritybesthomecook Mardy little madam! Way out of her depth from Ep1, full of misplaced confidence and clearly not used to criticism!

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@itsfrancescaxox Me!

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@rclarke @fijapho he’s the entire list 😁

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How does the lady I watched on tv as a child look younger than I do? At 71!

[Floella Benjamin @FloellaBenjamin]

Just can’t stop smiling on my birthday...71 today, ‘who would have thought’