Simon R

I like a big strong lady and a tasty BLT. #GoCanucksGo

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

@steegall you and @cgilly17 are the most like Adam @ericmill21 is Blake, and obvs I'm Ders. #daddicks

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

@ericmill21 hey twat nose.

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

@kim_sihota3 #themidastouch

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

Gettin #tuned at my shawties x-bau5 party. GET WEIRD!

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

@kaiceebee fuck you KB it's coming back in full force.... Now.

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

I would really like to watch some hockey this winter. #Canucks hockey to be exact. I haven't yelled at my tv in like 8 months, chhhrrist!

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

I'm very grateful that it's easier to hold in a dump than a wizz. #beerfest

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

Back on the twatter after a long hiatus. Gotta bring back my spirit of awesome to honor the awesome spirit of our broland #Canada
#beereal

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

#wankout2012 on May 1st. Show your support everybody. It will only take 10 minutes of your day.

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

@MensHumor I always hated your type...

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

NEVER shake n' bake a baby.

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

@itsNee_High How does it feel to get shut down by @sportsnetmurph ? hahaha, please spare the world by not reproducing

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

Burr-Hank-Han and Amex line reunited. Gonna be a great game. #Canucks in 6 #TIWWLF

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

#Canucks are winning this series in 7 just to spite PJ Stock. #hnicblows

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

@kaiceebee you keep using that word ( #brotip), I don't think you know what it means.

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

@kaiceebee Katnip or w/e her name is in hunger games is a hard 9/10. Would bone.

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

Marc Crawford is probably my favorite analyst on #TSN. Might be because he truly knows #Canucks hockey and how great it can be.

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

That wouldn't have happened if he got it from Cyclone Taylor's

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

@tess_tremblay a good hooker keeps her workplace and the merch clean #props #noshame #p.i.m.p. #number1consumersbestaward

[Simon R @SimonBrofunkel]

@BrooklynS_16 rep 'em good in that M-town, Brooke! #GoCanucksGo #kingssuck