Simon Clarke

Simon Clarke, Cambridge. Not, by the way, a professional cyclist or cricketer.

[Simon Clarke @simonclarke]

Oi

[Simon Clarke @simonclarke]

@abdoujaparov What a gent

[Simon Clarke @simonclarke]

@yotadimitriadi @JillDenner @PeterMarshman @amali_d @MissPhilbin Is it possible to watch this online?

[Simon Clarke @simonclarke]

Oi!

[Simon Clarke @simonclarke]

Still not a professional cyclist. Never have been. Never will.

[Al Gore @algore]

Among the risks of the climate crisis is a normalization of its horrific and deadly consequences. The bushfires in Australia represent a startling climate catastrophe unfolding before us. Important piece from ⁦@dwallacewells⁩. https://t.co/LIvXYbxhPp

[Simon Clarke @simonclarke]

@andycowley_ @christianedward This country deserves and needs a credible opposition, perhaps now more than ever. God knows that Boris (and the press that supported him) deserve a ton of blame for this mes, but so do Labour (and Corbyn) for utterly failing to oppose him. It's going to be years this time.

[Simon Clarke @simonclarke]

I'm active!!

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@christianedward Looking forward to my new free 70s style national broadband. (six month wait for a connection, slow, doesn't work, huge and well funded complaints department, costs £1000s per year in extra tax, no choice and... er.. free?) 👍 😉. Or Boris... 😭😭. How did it ever come to this???

[Simon Clarke @simonclarke]

@christianedward "Everyone grows out of their Morrissey phase, except Morrissey."

[Simon Clarke @simonclarke]

@guardiannews "Everyone grows out of their Morrissey phase, except Morrissey."

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https://t.co/vjhdtVGxWO

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@christianedward Errrrr... I just don't know what to say. Watch the movie.

[Simon Clarke @simonclarke]

@christianedward GIVME4KPLS - damn, that's that's ten.

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Is The Battle of Cyclists vs Motorists an episode of Game of Thrones I missed? Is this an official war? What if YOU are a motorist, but you ALSO have a bike? THIS WILL TEAR US APART

[Simon Clarke @simonclarke]

Happy Easter

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February?

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Hola!

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Err

[Simon Clarke @simonclarke]

Ah