Simon Coles

UTFT

[David Williams @MrDaveyWilliams]

A British citizen in their 20s heads over to #Israel, takes part in killing children and other civilians. Comes back and nothing is done.

An elderly lady says that she is opposed to this activity and the police arrest her as a terrorist.

Is this some sort of Kafka novel?

[Simon Coles @SimonColes20]

@Alomgir18811483 I'm up for that

[Simon Coles @SimonColes20]

@fatoubald3 Beautiful ❤️

[Hidden Alpha @SebastianD8835]

Mi hija empezó su primer trabajo hace una semana.

Primer día: Llegó nerviosísima. Al volver a casa me dijo que una compañera la esperaba en la entrada para que no tuviera que entrar sola.

Segundo día: Se equivocó al hacer un trámite. Pensó que la iban a regañar, pero su supervisor le dijo: "Los errores del primer mes son responsabilidad nuestra, no tuya".

Tercer día: En el almuerzo se quedó sin asiento. Un compañero se levantó de otra mesa y le dijo: "Ven, aquí hay sitio".

Cuarto día: Se le hizo tarde para terminar una tarea y pidió quedarse un rato más. Su jefa le respondió: "El trabajo sigue mañana. Vete a descansar".

Quinto día: Le preguntaron cómo se estaba sintiendo y si había algo que pudiera hacerse para que aprendiera más cómoda.

Sexto día: Llegó a casa diciendo: "Hoy me llamaron por mi nombre en lugar de decir 'la nueva'".

Séptimo día: Esta mañana salió de casa sonriendo.

Como padre, no necesito que mi hija trabaje en la empresa que más paga.

Me basta con saber que trabaja en un lugar donde la tratan como persona.

[Simon Coles @SimonColes20]

@donaldpena34391 Wenger is so wrong, he'll be remembered as a cheat.

[Carlos 🎧 🇦🇷 ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @carlosgvizcaino]

On July 31, 1968, following two days of rehearsals and rough takes, The Beatles finally began recording ‘Hey Jude’ properly.

The session took place from 2pm-4am at Trident Studios at 17 St Anne’s Court, London.

© The Beatles

#TheBeatles

[Paul Johno Efc @pauljohno1878]

I guess a 10 point deduction for an over spend on building a new stadium is seen as more of a sporting advantage than paying millions underhand payments to agents to win.
3 premierships
4 fa cups
1 league cup
2 champions league
2 europer
1 super cup
To the premier league then

[Simon Coles @SimonColes20]

@acrosstheparkpc I'd keep him.
Primarily because I don't trust Moyes to spend the money wisely.
He wasted a fortune last summer and Everton can't afford another transfer shitshow!

[Simon Coles @SimonColes20]

@WellaBernanda Most definitely ❤️

[Simon Coles @SimonColes20]

@jennrowley1 Beautiful ❤️

[Ian G @IanG1878]

74 charges for cheating the rules:

10m fine.

Some random guy hypothesises Everton should have been relegated not Burnley:

38m fine.

Games fucked.

[Simon Coles @SimonColes20]

@DollidarityArmy @Independent 🤣🤣

[Simon Coles @SimonColes20]

@tina40508 So hot 🔥

[Simon Coles @SimonColes20]

@Alomgir18811483 hi ❤️

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

It's so creepy how evangelical Christians fetishize Jews and Israel. They treat the modern state of Israel like a magical fantasy land and talk about Jewish people like fairy folk, because those words happen to appear in some ancient book of made-up stories.

They regard today's genocidal apartheid colonialists in the state of Israel as biblical Israelites, and think some dentist in New York City is the same sort of person as the fictional characters they read about in the book of Exodus. It's like if someone took over New Zealand and named it "Middle Earth" and started calling all the Kiwis "hobbits", and then all the Tolkien nerds started oohing and ahhing about it and planning expensive trips to go see the land where Gandalf and Frodo once walked, and started organizing lobby groups and voting blocks to promote the foreign policy interests of "Gondor" (formerly Wellington).

And the modern state of Israel is built around facilitating this exact type of fetishization. They resurrected a dead language that hadn't been spoken conversationally anywhere on earth for centuries and changed the name of their currency from the lira to the "shekel" in order to facilitate this Bible-LARPing and build on the illusion that their brand new ethnostate is the same as the nation that Jews and Christians have been reading about in their ancient scriptures. All to ensure that a western political support base will push western governments to pour modern war machinery into propping up this ridiculous apartheid state with the nonstop violence required for its perpetuation.

It's so fucking insane. "Ooh, we've got to send bombs and attack helicopters to the magical Jew kingdom so that the magical Jesus prophecy can come true and make us all go to Eternal Paradise!" Fucking freaks. Stop doing this.

[Barbara @BarbaraSutton15]

The Board of Deputies question if Diane Abbot is remorseful enough to have her Labour Party suspension lifted-who the fuck do they think they are

[WordsWorth @toffeeabroad]

@DefendOurJuries As long as Labour/Conservatives Friends of Israel have their foot on the UK PMs neck, we will have more of this
Israel is a shit stain on humanity since 1948

[Simon Coles @SimonColes20]

@StDomingo2026 But we had good times! 🤣

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

It doesn’t matter who it is and from which party (except Jeremy Corbyn) they all bow to israel.

If you still think the UK isn’t occupied then I’ve got a bridge to sell you…