Simon

he him / Sheetz enthusiast / Classic Day Everyday

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

@ChuckFBass Getting his wet ass feet prints all over the place, nasty

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

@SpencerHakimian

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

@madisontayt_ Beast mode

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

@zerowontmiss One of these villains needs to attack Cleveland.

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

@Shura_of_hatred Wasp only sting you if your karmic debt is too high. They can sense it through their antennas.

[Chris @citehchris]

you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

@4orKe Did this once. They ended up tasting like yeast lol

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

@sneepsnorp3d They ain’t got cars or buses. How else the suppose to get to work ?

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

Not the OSHA compliant bukkake session

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

@TrueAnonPod Woke enforcer

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

Alien: Resurrection
1997 / United States / Jean-Pierre Jeunet

Behind the scenes of the “headburster”practical effect by studioADI
⚡️sound on⚡️

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

“Haha I’m not a bot, I’m retarded”

[Govind @govindftw]

@jambojeremy @kestinen @LukeMiani Haha, I am not a bot. I am an actual meta headset user and I have used it for more than a year.

[Zhang Heqing @zhang_heqing]

Chinese wisdom & Chinese wonder in full display. https://t.co/7mkddyJq7D

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

Reduce, reuse, reslaycle

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

@naracide

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

@Iowrtown Must’ve been this guy

[Simon @SimonDaBurn]

Travel to the Past

[Modern History @modernhistory]

I think this scene should be studied by film students.