Simon Dearsly

Realistic pessimist

[Simon Dearsly @SimonDearsly]

@TalkTV Well done @JuliaHB1 that Anton guy hasn’t got a clue, can’t tell the difference between someone being elected VP in General Election on a ticket versus being appointed to run as VP as a running mate before GE. And he lost, lol.

[Simon Dearsly @SimonDearsly]

@VodafoneUK

[Simon Dearsly @SimonDearsly]

@vodafoneuk can someone contact me please so I can change my direct debit please? And no, I can't do it on your website as it will not let me or via Tobi before you direct me to these places!

[Simon Dearsly @SimonDearsly]

@VodafoneUK Hi Tim, ok but every time I call I get a text message telling me to go to the website or topi then the phone hangs up, what do I say to get through to a human? The website says I can't do it because of something to do with my number?!

[MS @Manish_05Singh]

American police shoot dead over 1000 Americans each year.

The UK police has shot dead 74 in TOTAL in the last 30 years.

Last year it was three.

The folks living and protesting against the police in the U.K. are out of their mind. #HydeParkProtest

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

Ever since the vote for Brexit we've been told that "Little England" is turning in on itself & away from the world. Today, Britain states its willingness to enact one of the biggest changes to its visa system in history to help the persecuted people of Hong Kong

[Simon Dearsly @SimonDearsly]

“Despite Brexit” ...

[Fraser Nelson @FraserNelson]

FT: "Nissan has drawn up a plan to pull out of mainland Europe if Brexit leads to tariffs on car exports but to double down on the UK, where the Japanese company believes it could sell one in five cars." https://t.co/580iE3dYQv

[Australia @Australia]

Dear United Kingdom,
Your besties across the ocean are calling. 📞
Love,
Your mates in Australia
#matesong

[Fraser Nelson @FraserNelson]

Kate Andrews joins The Spectator next month as Economics Correspondent (here’s her Spec cartoon). She will join me in a Spectator debate making the case for granting amnesty to undocumented migrants. All welcome! Tickets on sale now: https://t.co/kPIHwAFA9B

[MS @Manish_05Singh]

Just this week alone @stormzy has said
- F@ck Boris
- Britain is 100% racist
So why is the @BBCOne indulging him ? Do you folks at the BBC agree with Stormzy ? Time to come clean.

[Simon Dearsly @SimonDearsly]

Theresa May has the ‘ex’ factor Tony Blair and John Major lack

https://t.co/lyGNF5E411

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

Centre-left at latest election

UK Labour
Lowest seats since 1935

Austria
Lowest since 1945

Germany
2nd lowest since 1949

France
Lowest ever

Italy
Lowest ever

Netherlands
Lowest ever

Sweden
Lowest since 1908

Finland
2nd lowest since 1962

Maybe it's not just about Brexit?

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

So Thornberry has entered the Labour leadership race.

If they’re trying their best to assemble a list of people totally unable to win elections they’re doing a great job.

Thornberry, Starmer, Long-Bailey...

Tories can’t believe their luck!

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

I've been watching the impeachment process in the USA. Fascinating to see arguments put forward in the chamber quoting the same thing over and over again.If we in the UK were sick of hearing about Brexit.Then people in US must be double sick. Funny thing is it's going no where.

[Nicholas Soames @NSoames]

The unbridled joy I mean who could ask for more ? Apparently Lady Nugee is to offer herself as Leader of the Labour Party #Islingtonbasedtrulyfragrantandjustthething

[Simon Dearsly @SimonDearsly]

@johnmcdonnellMP You tried to deny the people a vote, trap the government in a stalemate and it backfired spectacularly. Simple. Blame other parties all you like, your strategy was flawed.

[Simon Dearsly @SimonDearsly]

Boris Johnson: Perhaps my campaign was ‘clunking’. But sometimes, clunking is what you need | The Spectator https://t.co/iFir6fewZz

[MS @Manish_05Singh]

Soon the book money & reality TV offers will dry up. Bercow will then be wandering the streets, randomly shouting “order”, “orderrrrr“ just to identify himself.
He like many Remain MPs are a bad joke on UK’s democracy and their descent into obscurity is going as planned.

[Simon Dearsly @SimonDearsly]

@katyballs @spectator 🤢🤮

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Anyone that protests against the election result ought to go and live in North Korea.

We live in a democracy, @BorisJohnson is Prime Minister and Brexit is (finally) happening.