Simon Derry

I remember when modems sang love songs to each other before sharing a firm handshake. Now I work with 'bots.

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@DanielJHannan @grok what countries hold public executions

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@Simmons__ If you work from home 100% - turn in your laptop and we'll replace it with a PC - works very well in the private sector to encourage hybrid.

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@SS_strength @Gruntpa The SBS stole it.

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Hey
@bot , can you send the link for my https://t.co/9UpcnOuy4Z email address?

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@Michael_Fenech_ @bot this improves on our model

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@GreatDismal @bot testing

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@TheLocalSweden Links not working

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@Mr_Andrew_Fox @simonmontefiore Exactly. Normally Fairford is quiet with regular U2 flights
unless the airshow is immenent.

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@afneil @bbcquestiontime You got people to listen on question time. How rare is that? 👍

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@MAstronomers MtDna - should be a picture of his female ancestor. Probably quite similar though.....

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@Mr_Andrew_Fox Reminds me of the GDP argument (why it's bollocks) ie Gov pays man to dig hole then pays man to fill same pointless hole. Uses borrowed money - GDP goes up. Circular WankPuffery

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@arusinov1 @Mr_Andrew_Fox On reflection it's much tidier. That'll be the difference between controlled demolition and dropping HE from up high....

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@ShippersUnbound Look forward with anticipation to a U turn.

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@AlistairCarns “People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.”

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@SpeechUnion Do a FOI request for expenses linked to the working group. Pretty sure there will be a money trail to those claiming train fares, mileages and per diem.

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@Mr_Andrew_Fox Poles and Finn's incredibly capable and have institutional memories of Russian aggression. We seem to have forgotten what being attacked feels like.

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@thomasknox Place in a paper bag. Bin the bag. Buy new phone.

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@DrChrisParry In court next week.

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@FortressLugh That used to be me. Now Y chrom and MtDna is me - admix is the travel dust that shows how I got here.