Simon Dyke Njenga

Crazy pattern recognition || Zero memory retention

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[Simon Dyke Njenga @SimonDyke2]

Ona vitu waafrika wanafanya

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

if i cut you off, your success later won't make me regret it. win all you want! you're still not someone i want in my life.

[Persian Girl @Persianserene1]

Last night, the most powerful army in the world bombed water reservoirs in Sirik, Iran, leaving people without drinking water

I can’t remember even ISIS doing something like that

Americans, are you proud of your terrorist regime and army?

[Joe254 @joejoh254]

@weak_spell Cabro Business District

[Diogo @DiogoGTB]

"Football Unites The World" while people are being denied entry into the United States is beyond parody

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Guys have been struggling with one box of gloves since morning yet the governor is flying to watch the world cup opening ceremony.

What is this country bwana?

[Brian Mutiga @brian_mutiga]

William Ruto was elected to punish Kenyan voters for electing bad leaders.

He's not in office to bring development but to show Kenyans what incompetent, clueless & corrupt president can do when given an opportunity to lead.

[Capitán Swing @Capitan_Swing]

World Cup 2026

[Ishaan Tharoor @ishaantharoor]

FIFA's president can invent a farcical peace prize to flatter the ego of the president of the United States and spend months pandering to his political project, but Haiti's national team can't acknowledge their national struggle for independence because it's too "political"

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: FIFA peace prize recipient is bombing Iran a day before the start of the FIFA World Cup.

[Brian McDonald @BrianMcDonaldIE]

When Russia hosted the World Cup in 2018, it had to suspend normal visa rules for the tournament. Foreigners with tickets could enter visa-free, using a scheme called ‘Fan ID.’

Russia also had to do weird stuff to keep FIFA’s sponsors happy. For example, small shops near Fan Zones and stadiums could only sell Budweiser beer on match days.

So yes, FIFA absolutely does dictate conditions to host governments when it suits FIFA. Infantino pretending otherwise is nonsense.

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

mfs driving a gaming pc

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Because the police helicopter was on urgent business of fetching a senior police family from vacation, the terrorists who attacked garisa university in 2015 had more time to end the lives of 147 young souls . The anti terror police unit was unable to respond In time.
Do you understand how much lives we have lost through corruption,people foccus on the money and forget about the lives lost .
The urban planning CEC who had 65 million in his house , I wounder how many houses he approved , I wonder which one will collapse and kill people.
Mybe we should start calculating corruption not In money but in lives lost.

[maki ❦ @reaIesbian]

ITV News and the BBC referred to Omar Artan as a “Somali refugee” and “Somalia’s top refugee” instead of correctly identifying him as a professional referee.
They’re shamelessly pushing a narrative about a man who was travelling for work

[contra @contra_press]

🇰🇪🇺🇸 | Kenyan police shot dead a protester as hundreds demonstrated against a US quarantine facility in Nanyuki.

The facility is for US nationals exposed to Ebola. Not for Kenyans.

The protester was shot in the head and at least 19 people were arrested, according to Reuters, at the site where the US is building a 50-bed unit at Laikipia Air Base.

Kenya has no Ebola case of its own; the unit would hold US nationals exposed to the virus in the Democratic Republic of Congo and Uganda. It runs on roughly KSh 1.68 billion — about USD 13 million in US aid.

This is not the first killing: on 1 June police shot two protesters dead and arrested 31. Demonstrators call their country a "dumping ground" and have vowed to march until the plan is scrapped.

Washington says it "cannot and will not allow" any cases to enter US territory. Kenyan President William Ruto calls the deal "mutually beneficial" — while his own police keep killing the Kenyans who refuse it.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

Men are really naive, and this naivety exists because their ego simply cannot handle the truth.

Do you know that a good number of babes who are called escorts or high-end prostitutes are actually criminals? Like, they are into fraud, money laundering, drug trafficking, and all sorts of illegal businesses.

But the moment a babe starts living a flashy lifestyle, flying around the world, buying cars, houses, and so on, the first thing people (read: men) conclude is that she sleeps with married men, politicians, or billionaires for a living.

For some reason, men cannot fathom the possibility of these girls committing actual crimes.

We seriously overestimate both how much and the extent billionaires are willing to splurge on random women.

And contrary to what men think, women in this category are usually very pleased to be tagged escorts, prostitutes, or whatever name you choose to call them. Because that narrative sticks, and it conveniently keeps them off the radar of law enforcement agencies.

You see them on different trips, living boogie, and your first line of thought is:

"The penis is useless. See wetin woman dey enjoy."

Meanwhile, the whole time, those trips are for illegal business deals, and she's the one funding the lifestyle.

The funniest part is that calling every rich woman an escort may actually be the best cover a female criminal could ask for.

[Simon Dyke Njenga @SimonDyke2]

Men are the sole enablers of stupid women. If you held your women accountable we wouldn't have to deal with so much bullshit nugu ici.

[scar @imfat]

remember when it starts to work, shut your f*cking mouth

[John @KingChrist888]

@spectatorindex World cups tomorrow and the hosts are bombing a competing country, this is fucking insane

[Epicus 𓅃 @democritus_wri]

I have said it once, and I will say it a million more times, Nairobi is an ugly city because we are led by the most incompetent fools known to man

[Sky Sports F1 @SkySportsF1]

Formula 1 bosses have agreed to make changes to the sport's engine regulations for the 2027 and 2028 seasons which will see an increase in internal combustion output 🚨