Simon Grayson

[Simon Grayson @SimonGrayson1]

Joining waccoe later. Bates out!

[Simon Grayson @SimonGrayson1]

Got a job offer today. Arsenal job coming up apparently.

[Simon Grayson @SimonGrayson1]

Made me mind up. Max is staying. No way is me wife binning me Max Bygraves collection.

[Simon Grayson @SimonGrayson1]

@Thomkirwin Hi Thom, when you get back I need your help with Ken. Please ask him if I can sell Paynter.

[Simon Grayson @SimonGrayson1]

Did u see Uncle Ken's interview in the Mirror? Unbelievable. No respect for our fans.....

[Simon Grayson @SimonGrayson1]

Going to see Uncle Ken in Monaco on Monday. If he doesn't authorise any signings I'm going to shit in his jacuzzi.

[Simon Grayson @SimonGrayson1]

Going to sign Joey Barton. His first task? To twat Paynter.

[Simon Grayson @SimonGrayson1]

The lads did well today. Shame we've scored more for the opposition than Paynter's scored for us. Scouse prat.

[Simon Grayson @SimonGrayson1]

Billy Paynter said he'd shoot me if I don't pick him when he's fit. I should be safe enough if I stand in front of the goal!

[Simon Grayson @SimonGrayson1]

I'm so pissed off with Uncle Ken. He just won't listen to me!