the artist formerly known as simon is a weeaboo

[ivan c @yungic_]

looking at the craft beer menu knowing we’re about to order a bucket of coors

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Amazon niggas gotta run a 4.34 in the combine to keep they job FUCK

[Tigah Paul 🐅 @TigahPaul]

Livingston Parish has a family like this in every neighborhood

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

A pup cup for dudes in Patagonia vests

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

ALEX FUCKING PEREIRA

NIGHT NIGHT @SpinninBackfist

https://t.co/LmjCuL5CwR

[UFC @ufc]

IT'S POATAN'S BELT 🗿🏆

Alex Pereira defeats Magomed Ankalaev at #UFC320 by TKO to become the light heavyweight champion of the world!

[Grant Neiffer @gneiffer07]

HR overturn for fan interference

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

BREAKING: Dwight Howard has been banned from attending WNBA games

(Via @SharmsCharania)

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

LEAKED: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander NBA 2K26 cover 👀

(Via @NBA2K)

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Chet Holmgren's story on IG 🔥

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Breaking: Pelicans are trading CJ McCollum to the Wizards for Jordan Poole, Saddiq Bey, and a No. 40 pick, per @ShamsCharania

New Orleans also sending Kelly Olynyk and a future second-round pick to Washington.

[Momo 🇲🇽🇧🇷🇨🇻 @_momopilled_]

Jordan Poole for CJ McCollum

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

The 5'9" civil engineer from Luxembourg when Derrick Henry gets the ball

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Huge news from @DVNJr: Major League Baseball has reinstated Pete Rose, Shoeless Joe Jackson and other deceased players from its permanently ineligible list. Details free at ESPN: https://t.co/AxN5lueW2Q

[Jono Barnes @JonoBarnes]

BREAKING: LIVE look at Bourbon St as Saints fans react to Derek Carr retiring

[the artist formerly known as simon is a weeaboo @SimonHartmann6]

@cookitup31 Jokic points twice?

[the artist formerly known as simon is a weeaboo @SimonHartmann6]

@MLBHR @gneiffer07 please bless us again today!

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

Do it big then

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

I want to be this cool someday.