Simon Hauser

Strength for today and bright hope for tomorrow. If you’ve been wondering where I am, I’m on my way home to a place I’ve never been before

[Simon Hauser @SimonHauser]

@13Asmodeus_Real @CrustPunk161 Johnstown mentioned !

[Simon Hauser @SimonHauser]

Guy who was really excited to be cast as the father in a superhero film: Flying kids they said!

[Simon Hauser @SimonHauser]

I want to apply to be a construction worker, but specifically in the spectating department. I wanna be one of those 5 dudes who groups up and just watches the trucks do stuff

[volkomenn sempervirens @volkomenniel]

it's perverts winter

[Simon Hauser @SimonHauser]

Talking to coworkers about old jobs is like having a talking to your gf about your dating histories

[Simon Hauser @SimonHauser]

@NewsWire_US And they said no one was going to lose their rights. They called us dramatic

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

U.S. Supreme Court to consider whether to hear challenge to same-sex marriage on Nov. 7

[Abubaker Abed @AbubakerAbedW]

Because Israel starved them for two years.

[Covie @covie_93]

The sad fact is, if Tyler Robinson had used his gun to massacre students at Utah Valley University instead of just fatally shooting Charlie Kirk Republicans wouldn't care this much.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Ain't nothin' but a sweep thang, baby.

#RaiseIt 🏴‍☠️

[Simon Hauser @SimonHauser]

My mother just turned to me in the car and said “Babe are you ok you’ve barely touched your car nap” and I’m honestly mad she was even funny enough to think of that

[b @wwxwashere]

you’re all way too comfortable dehumanizing homeless people while being one or two tragic events away from ending up in the same situation

[Doctor Tom @neosovietposter]

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

[TAYLA👰🏼‍♀️ @ponar15]

I am sorry but i am not gonna unstan taylor for this even tho i am really sad for selena…

[borkedsys @borkedsys]

Darwin never said ‘fittest’ meant the strongest or most violent. It means best adapted to circumstances, which often means collaborating, forming networks, sharing resources. Capitalism hijacked the language to justify exploitation.

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

the military just bought chatgpt btw. yes, I do think I’m better than you for having never used it

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Happy Father's Day! We miss our dad everyday! ��❤

Da Best Dad Ever! #HappyFathersDay

[kale @softkale]

i’ll say it…i like picking up people from the airport….hearing the stories about their travel…making sure they made it home safely….