Simon Heppolette

Never knowingly over optimistic

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

@RobertJenrick I don't remember the Home Office putting out a hit on you Robert

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

@prodnose Saw the Pistols for the first time in a lot of years at Manchester last weekend. With Frank Turner doing the vocals they were a brilliant live act, one album or not. Number of albums is irrelevant. You cite nevermind as one of the greatest and Nirvana only released three.

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

@HopeJohnw What actual evidence do you base that on?

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

@Todd2BFrank You're an ignorant fool. Mandela is as responsible for the bombings as Powell is for the atrocities of the UDF and UVF. I turned off replies because it's pointless arguing with ignorant people like you. Now jog on

[The Accidental Disruptor @The_A_Disruptor]

Could somebody point me towards Farage handing over his top secret information to the Home Office?

Or did he tell them the same time as he filled them in about the Russian hacking . . . never o’clock?

[Bob Morgan 🇬🇧🇺🇦 💙 @Bbmorg]

Because there is no evidence of 250,000 girls being raped.

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

Oh dear, Paul doesn't appear to know what he's talking about. Any prisoner, terrorist or not can be sent to Broadmoor

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

If they'd prosecuted him as a terrorist, which is what he was, none of this would be happening.

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

So let's talk about the numerous photos of Farage in a pub

[Andrew Fox @Mr_Andrew_Fox]

Official Labour Party TikTok, everybody.

Most men in the throes of a midlife crisis start a podcast. This utter, utter wanker has decided to inflict his midlife crisis on all of us by becoming Prime Minister.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

This speech is horrific. The audience is in stunned silence.

Trump attacks Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Steve Colbert as “talentless” - then calls Senator Adam Schiff an “ugly” “watermelon head” on a “pencil neck.”

Trump is the biggest embarrassment in American history.

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

If it's in the sun then it must be true. They are absolute paragons of honesty 🙄

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

It’s reported that at his new accommodation Rudakubana ‘will have access to a state of the art gym, an on-site cafe and shop and even the hospital’s resident hairdresser and dentist.’

Those held there are ‘allowed to watch TVs with Freeview packages plus vetted DvDs.’

The Sun reports inmates are ‘encouraged to spend time outdoors, including on escorted walks around the Berskhire facility’s lush central gardens.’

Rudakubana ‘will also be encouraged to join woodwork and pottery worskhops and join educational classes if safe to do so.’

There is an answer.

A simpler, cheaper and much fairer answer.

Hang him.

A Restore Britain Government will give the British people a referendum on reintroducing the death penalty.

That evil scumbag Rudakubana will be first up.

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

Unlike far right idiot Rupert Lowe who's been banging on about lowering the Legal drinking age and allowing smoking in pubs. You really are a comedian 🙄

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

In a few months time, when you're wondering how things have got so much worse so quickly, it's because our PM and chancellor thought that the most constructive use of their time was to sit around and talk about fucking crisps.

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

They're down over 40%. Glad to be of help

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

I honestly couldn't care less about this cringeworthy, utterly pointless, self-indulgent, No 10 North nonsense.

I just want him to stop the f*cking boats.

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

There's nothing like a disgruntled sex pest MP

[Simon Danczuk @SimonDanczuk]

This is Burnham madness. He insists on flying to Manchester No10 in the government’s biggest plane at a cost of £30,000. Why not take the train like everybody else?

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

Because we're not all morons who fall for this right wing scare mongering

[Steven Barrett @SBarrettBar]

Why are Labour ministers not asked *every single day* about the boat migrants?

Why is it not the sole focus of our media???

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Moaning about immigration is all I've got left. Although I'm careful to focus on scaremongering rather than facts, like small boat arrivals being down 44% on last year and numbers shooting up after Brexit ended the returns agreement with the EU.

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

Elon has never thought or said anything salient in his life

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

This 'journalist' tries to paint me as 'far-right' and racist.

Elon shuts her, and the entire mainstream media, down in the most glorious way.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Just 2 weeks after the murder of Ann Widdecombe Jenrick shares misinformation that could see another MP targeted or killed.

Do Reform retract - no they delete
Do they issue an apology
NO- they blame Guido for posting misinforation

Their cries about security are performative as they still incite and fail to corrent

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

That's a hell of round trip visit from dubai

[Oliver @OWS1892]

Just in case anyone had forgotten what a full-blown fucking idiot Middleton is. @antmiddleton

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

It looks like baby food

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Would you eat this?

[Simon Heppolette @SimonHeppolette]

You had 14 years and fundamentally failed the education sector

[Laura Trott MP @LauraTrottMP]

If Burnham is serious that too many young people have been pushed to university & he wants to reverse Labour’s threshold freeze, then we have a plan to fix this.

Our New Deal for Young People would deliver fundamental reform & I’m ready to work with him in the face of opposition from his backbenchers to make it happen 👇