Simon Hewson

[Simon Hewson @SimonHewson3]

@JawsCEOQB @duciswild @DitkaJawsCigars @JawsYouthPlay @jawscelebgolf It's my birthday on Sunday . Would be a great birthday present.
@HatterChannel @Denises07292129

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@mysteriousdays Unless there is another U2 Tour ? I hear they are thinking of doing a show on the Moon and maybe even Mars. Better start saving now . Not going to be cheap but lots of frequent flyer miles, right?

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@katsmeow315 Excuse me , Ms.Corcoran, I wrap all my presents. I am the best Irish "Wrapper" I know , ha ha!

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@AmieEliz8 Thanks for the invitation....not :(
Boo Hoo!

[Simon Hewson @SimonHewson3]

@AmieEliz8 You can adopt me instead , ha ha! I'm loyal, obedient and have all my shots.

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@mysteriousdays They asked me but I told them I needed Kylie Minogue to back me up but apparently she was not available , bummer :(

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@randanb_xo I would be a day late to my wedding or funeral, ha ha !

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@randanb_xo Am I invited ?

[Simon Hewson @SimonHewson3]

@randanb_xo A little hard work is good for the soul . And the Bank Account too.

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@randanb_xo #sleepyhead

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@randanb_xo I would , oh wait I can't , I forgot my goldfish is having hernia surgery . I need to be there for my little fella .

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@randanb_xo Only 83 mental breakdowns today ? Must have been a slow day then , ha ha ! Hope the move is going well ?

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@katsmeow315 It's okay to get a little weird, just don't get arrested , ha ha!

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@randanb_xo Sorry , what ? :)

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@AmieEliz8 Tell your friend to do whatever makes them happy ! A wise woman told me once , the day you wake up and don't look forward to going to work , is the day to look for something new.

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@randanb_xo I have my moments . I am available for weddings , bar mitzvahs, wakes etc. Booking Inquiries to https://t.co/YqxTqKCR5h

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@randanb_xo I can arrange that , boom , done ! See ya September 30, 2020. Wait , on second thoughts, I need a daily dose of " Randa Time " . Ha Ha!

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@randanb_xo What's wrong now ?

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@randanb_xo No , we're da bomb diggity, word !

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@randanb_xo I see a gallon of Pedialyte in your future.