Simon

A wise sailor once said I am what I am

[Starfury Conventions @starfuryevents]

Exciting #competition for all fans of Star Wars and Mads Mikkelsen!

We are giving away an @OriginalFunko of Galen Erso from Rogue One signed by @theofficialmads

For an opportunity to win this prize, simply follow us and retweet this post!

#starwars #MadsMikkelsen

[SWAU @swau_official]

We’re elated to announce our next giveaway! 🫢
A Captain America Funko POP signed by Chris Evans!

To enter:
• Follow @swau_official
• Like this post
• Retweet for an extra entry
• Tag one friend per REPLY for extra entries

Winner will be announced next week. GOOD LUCK!

[Simon @SimonHolliday13]

@joshstolberg @officialtobin @Saw Very cool, in it to win it.

[Josh Stolberg @joshstolberg]

New #Giveaway! It’s been a while so we’re going big. A really sharp signed saw blade hand-signed by @officialtobin and a signed Bluray of @saw X!!! FREE!!! To enter drawing, just follow and RT. Extra entry if you’re on my mailing list (link in bio). Let the game begin!!!

[Simon @SimonHolliday13]

This is hilarious. Took you long enough to realise the supporter base you've been lobbying to will believe any old shite and will say stuff even if it makes no sense and isn't true!!

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

Time for our side to wake up to some hard realities, fast:

1. Stop calling on Biden to step down or to be forced out. That will just give Kamala all the benefits of running as an incumbent U.S. President. And she won’t be any better for America in the next 5 months than Biden will be.

2. Stop attacking Kamala for locking up too many people as a prosecutor. It lends credibility to the otherwise ridiculous claim that she’s a “law-and-order” candidate.

3. Stop saying that Kamala covered up to help Biden, while also saying that Kamala staged a coup to overthrow Biden. It doesn’t make sense to say both at once. And if we say things that don’t make sense, we will lose votes.

Our biggest risk isn’t that voters will suddenly fall in love with Kamala. She didn’t even make it to her own party’s Iowa caucus because voters didn’t like her, *despite* fake enthusiasm the media tried to generate around her even back then.

Our biggest risk is we get distracted & forget to offer our own vision for the future of the United States of America.

We’re going to win this thing by defining who we are & what we actually stand *for*. Merit. Free speech. Self-governance. The rule of law.

A historic landslide for Trump is still achievable. It’s up to us to seize it. 🇺🇸

[Simon @SimonHolliday13]

Ahh that's better got sent the correct bottle of @AviationGin this time, the #DeadpoolAndWolverine special edition @VancityReynolds
Now to find some ice for this bad boy then I'm off out to sing Greatest Showman tunes in the street in my undies talking like @RealHughJackman

[Simon @SimonHolliday13]

That pose makes you look dopey as fuck Rick.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Tickets on Sale Next Friday at 10am #Mortality

[Starfury Conventions @starfuryevents]

It's #competition time, with an exciting prize for fans of #StarWars and #Ahsoka

We're giving away a set of Ahsoka @OriginalFunko signed by Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Natasha Liu Bordizzo, & @TheRealDLI

For a chance to win, simply retweet this post!

Winner will be chosen Sunday.

[Simon @SimonHolliday13]

This shit makes me thirsty for a big, dirty pint of gin.

On the rocks

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Dutch Barn

[Simon @SimonHolliday13]

@rickygervais Fucks sake Jon

[Royal Mail Stamps @RoyalMailStamps]

Here's your chance to win a Dungeons & Dragons Presentation Pack (3 to give away)

Q. Which player acts as narrator, referee and storyteller in the game?

To enter, like+RT+reply below with the correct answer by 11:59pm on 30/07/2024

18+ UK only. Ts & Cs https://t.co/zv4R4Vg4cu

[Simon @SimonHolliday13]

@RoyalMailStamps The Dungeon Master

[Simon @SimonHolliday13]

The Dungeon Master

[Royal Mail Stamps @RoyalMailStamps]

Here's your chance to win a Dungeons & Dragons Presentation Pack (3 to give away)

Q. Which player acts as narrator, referee and storyteller in the game?

To enter, like+RT+reply below with the correct answer by 11:59pm on 30/07/2024

18+ UK only. Ts & Cs https://t.co/zv4R4Vg4cu

[Simon @SimonHolliday13]

@imccinemas Comment

[IMC Cinemas @imccinemas]

To celebrate the release of #DeadpoolandWolverine we've got a HUGH'ge giveaway! ❤️💛

To enter:
⭐ Like
⭐ Share
⭐ Comment
⭐ Follow

Good luck!

Book your tickets here https://t.co/DbilsNMx5A

#imccinemas

[Simon @SimonHolliday13]

Literally out on my birthday, would be rude not to go see it.

[Simon @SimonHolliday13]

When you can afford those tins of beans with the sausages in, that's when you know you've made it to the big leagues.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Once, when I was s student, I ate cold baked beans on Shredded Wheat, as there was no cooker and no bread.
Now I have hot baked beans on toasted sourdough. Rags to Riches 😂

[Simon @SimonHolliday13]

Still the nest way to @LEGO_Group on your lap when someone else is taking up the table.

[Simon @SimonHolliday13]

Still the nest way to @LEGO_Group on your lap when someone else is taking up the table.

[Simon @SimonHolliday13]

Bit of a weird one @LEGO_Group . SW set 75359 has four clone troopers.
Each one has the same weapon, barring the commander who either has a long gun or a pistol depending on the image from the instructions vs the box.
The set came with the long rifle but which is right?