SimonIDB 🇪🇺

Father of 2/partner of 1/captain of 777. All views mine not employer's and all backed by semi-extensive research.

[Covie @covie_93]

Looks like someone forgot to eat his raccoon penis that morning.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT think people understand that global warming doesn’t mean “no cold weather ever.” It means a warming planet destabilizes weather patterns, causing more extreme weather. This has been explained for decades and people still don’t get it.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Trying to sell AC whilst the world burns, instead of trying to stop climate change.

Peak capitalism.

[chels @gremlingardener]

“only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money”

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Has anyone got contact details for Alanis Morissette?

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Voting by political party at local elections is stupid. You end up with a 19 year old cosplaying as Farage fucking up your bins. Depoliticise councils.

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

Have they tried shooting the algae?

[Sophy Ridge @SophyRidgeSky]

One thing I absolutely love about British politics…

…the first thing Andy Burnham has to do after winning is shake hands with a fox and a bin

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

How anti-vaxers should be seen.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

If the subject of the £5m donation scandal was a member of the Cabinet, a senior SNP, Plaid or Green politician, he or she would be getting doorstepped an monstered everywhere they went. The double standards are sickening

[Tatum Turn Up @tatumturnup]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

This makes an absolute mockery of Starmer’s pledge, just a few hours ago, to put the country “at the heart of Europe”. And why on earth is the Brexit vote one that can never be revisited - even when a majority in the country recognise it was a mistake & want to return? Madness

[Brendan May @bmay]

Just do the bins FFS

[SimonIDB 🇪🇺 @SimonIDB]

@danielbraden18 It looks easy because we make it look easy.

[SimonIDB 🇪🇺 @SimonIDB]

@bOcFUSS1 @hashjenni @themagaking ‘Harvest’ FFS

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The CIA has just declassified this map of Europe

[SimonIDB 🇪🇺 @SimonIDB]

@Veritas_helper @10DowningStreet @BritishCouncil Ironically, our unofficial slow rejoin has come about precisely because politicians are not completely blind to the will of the people.

Brexit is as dead as a dodo — sorry it didn’t work out.

[SimonIDB 🇪🇺 @SimonIDB]

@doctor_oxford Maybe you’re doing it wrong? As a patient, I’d like more bald eagles.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Something very late Roman about the triumphal arches growing bigger and gaudier as the triumphs themselves grow scarcer and more dubious.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Chemtrails don't exist

Turbo cancer doesn't exist

Covid does exist

Covid vaccines worked

Ivermectin doesn't work for Covid

Ivermectin doesn't work for cancer

Vaccines eradicated smallpox

Vaccines don't cause autism

Thanks and have a wonderful day