Simon, Lord Lawson

support @AVFCOfficial 💜🦁💙 | still have my own hair…just | susceptible to a spot of cheese | loves a theme park 🎢 | dislike seagulls

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@MadridPreeti 🤣🤣 he’s not offside ya silly cunt

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@Simi_2210_ 20

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🚨 🚨 | JUST IN : Aston Villa have agreed personal terms of a RECORD BREAKING £80M combined deal for Declan Rice and William Saliba 👀🟪🟦

Advance talks are in progress and Villa are keen to get the deal over the line in the next coming weeks #AVFC #AFC

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@CansAndBansV12 always keep left on the stairs

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@DesireToSee what next??? car airbags?? plane airbags?? pathetic

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@villareport @DiMarzio how does a team agree personal terms with a player contracted to the team they are yet to agree personal terms with??? #clickbait

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its called controlled migration Wrighty,its there to protect people from attempted beheadings in the middle of the street

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Absolutely bang on the money from Ian Wright.

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WHITE LIVES MATTER #whitelivesmatter #WLM

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@LeahRain77 in the UK its illegal to park across somebodies driveway if there is a dropped kerb,but a raised kerb they can park anywhere,also (very rarely) that person could even park on somebodies driveway 😮 it then becomes a civil matter of trespass

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👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 legend

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@PragmaticFrog imagine being this clown…what a sausage!!

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@WestHam_Central we rolled over for our own benefit not yours…do better!!

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and people questioned Emery about selling him 🤣 Unai clearly had his card marked and cashed in on him…he will only be remembered for his goal against Bayern…good luck Jhon…you’re gonna need it buddy

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🇨🇴🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Jhon Durán's career continues to decline in strange ways.

• Russian club Zenit posts an official statement saying that they will release his contract due to 'personal reasons'

• Turkish media reveal that his agent is negotiating with Galatasaray, but the move breaks down because their board thinks he could ruin the dressing room atmosphere.

• Now rumors point to him going back to Al Nassr, his parent club, but they will try to loan him out yet again.

• He's only 22 years old, and has played in 4 different clubs in the last 3 years.

• He was recently named in Colombia's preliminary list for the World Cup, and his €77m transfer fee make him the most expensive Colombian player ever

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@ChloeBenneyv thats awesome

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@SkyNews

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@narindertweets just because @JohnTerry26 has a different opinion to you @narindertweets doesn’t make him wrong

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Good afternoon @BarnsleyCouncil
I’m currently sat in standstill traffic at Penny Pie gyratory and thinking to myself ‘the money that was spent on it has it eased traffic congestion from the previous layout?’and I’ve come to the conclusion that it hasn’t,in fact,its worse #inept

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@Keir_Starmer im more worried about unvetted illegal aliens than social media buddy

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@AlexJJNorris wow 👏🏼 what a fantastic government you are!!…tell me @AlexJJNorris where have you put them?? 🤔

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oh god….don’t boo #viniciusjnr he will play the racism card #BAYRMA