Simon Jobson

A bloke from the North. Doesn't get enough sleep. Dad of one. Did some radio stuff with @jonholmes1. As seen on TV.

[The Daily Record @Daily_Record]

Hilarious moment Colin the Caterpillar cake piped into wedding in viral clip

https://t.co/TwvrHL8S0d
https://t.co/TwvrHL8S0d

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Our @elonmusk reappropriating the tired old Nazi salute into the modern age. I personally think it's time that this long unused salute was brought out of retirement & modernized for the 21st century. Little Charlie Chaplin tashes are due a come back too #ElonMusk #nazi #heilelon

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@StephenM 👽👽👽👽👽

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@MELANIATRUMP And why are people paying money for this? 😂😂😂 Sheeple*

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

BEAST GAME EPISODE 3 IS OUT NOW!

To celebrate, I'm giving away $100,000 total to 10 random people who like and retweet this post!

Go watch it here: https://t.co/Yntf9E7FTN

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@FindoutnowUK Based on a poll of 2500 probably most likely right wing people 😂

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@Rylan Good luck with that, Rylan 😂

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@RobNoLastName @brunelsbridge Your lord and saviour @elonmusk won't be happy with you calling it that.

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@Tonygardner One of the best kids shows on telly back then!

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@bbuk This has to be the most weak potential finalist line up ever.

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@bbuk But but I thought the British public loved her 🤔🤔😂😂 just goes to show you can't base anything off the 100 screaming people in a big brother audience 😂

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Watching deal or no deal rerun. Woman is going on about being positive, wearing her knickers inside out etc. Keeps going on about how lucky she feels. Every round is a fucking shit show 😂😂😂 I love it. The patter on this show is absolutely cringeworthy #DealOrNoDeal #dond

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@JeremyVineOn5 He's giving blowies to Donald on the daily anyway.

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@bbuk Lily thinks she's loved by the public now. So you know what to do.. 😂

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

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I have said it for a long time, what America needs is someone in charge who is a fascist and rapist that likes to impress dictators and basically let them do whatever they want as long as they say they are friends. The next 4 years is going to be BIGLY #Trump2024 #USAElection2024

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@superTV247 Babes, basically this year has literally been quite a good one et cetra. I find the rule breaks basically pretty funny et cetra and literally the relationship between Nathan and Rosie basically totally fake babes and et cetra but interesting to watch literally. Kiss my back foot.

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@stacey_guthrie Not a comment on your hairyness by the way, just the fact they are built like one 😂

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@stacey_guthrie Did you use it as a razor blade?