Simon Wardle

Accountant by day, love photography, cars, dogs, American Football and the pain of following the Toon. Hu-uncle to Betsy, a Cavapoo, and walker of Molly, a lab

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@wreckwatch @stephenpollard He’s backing Man Ure’s new stadium as he thinks it will help bring the Olympics to Manchester

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@charlotteahenry @stephenpollard No
At best the North Midlands

The true North is 4 counties; Cumbria, Durham, Tyne & Wear and Northumberland

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Secretary of State for Housing @SteveReedMP claims the public “DOES NOT” want a General Election.

Let’s test that right now.

Do you want a General Election?

(Please share for wider audience)

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@BurnsideWasTosh Is it full of window lickers?

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@GoldieClara @iwcponline Pool party at you place?

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@Kristinartz Enzo

Morris

Austin

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@darbijothegoldn @SpikeyGolden Dexter says

“Hello: want to come for a muddy walk?”

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@mattylufc_ Presumably on captain’s expenses?

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@NotFarLeftAtAll A very ableist comment by the Policeman

Hope he has to attend the appropriate diversity re-education training

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@MrFezz15 It’s hereditary in his case

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@Neccccy They aren’t called Police Forces anymore, they are Police Services

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@StarringMaggie @Huckhound14 @JeremyAdamRoss You will pull all the hot bitches 😉

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@BecksandCB Do you and your mum want to come to Barkshire for a muddy walk with @BonkersMolly and Lord Edward Dexter, followed by noms at a doggo friendly pub?

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How long before Mr Sturgeon aka Peter Murrell throws the mental health/ psychological problems/ deprived childhood card to
try to get a reduced sentence?

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@toryboypierce @NicolaSturgeon Seems a fair punishment for Londoners being stupid to elect and re-elect Sadiq Khan as mayor

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@connor_naismith In the UK tv is generally not free to watch. We sadly have a tv tax, aka licence fee. You should be more concerned about abolishing that

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As it’s a warm day, a trip to the pub

Dexter not impressed as he’s been told cider is “Not for dogs!”

He has turned on his cuteness to persuade humans to give him dog biccies!

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@Winnie_Choclab @Arthur_ChocLab You and dad have the right idea

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Dexter says

I see you habs and chicken and mushroom slice

I likes chimken and mushroom slices

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@BmanBeau @BonkersMolly and Lord Edward Dexter say happy barkday and remember to share any cake!🍰