Simon Jordan

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

I think possibly the best thing about Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire is how angry it makes a bunch of losers who've never built a thing in their lives.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Perspective is everything.

This 1986 ad screened by The Guardian changed how we view things with its shocking visual of a 'skinhead' seemingly taking a man's briefcase.

But it's only when you enlarge your view, that you see the full picture.

[Ábris Babicz | The Demi Cycle Protocol 🧬 @AbrisGains]

If I woke up 30lbs overweight and wanted to lose all the weight by summer 2025, here’s everything I’d do:

1. NOT take Ozempic

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

At a Swiss Christmas market, people warm themselves by eating bread stuffed with melted cheese, such as fondue or raclette

📹 mike_in_geneva

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

Image of Apollo 11 and 12 taken by India's Moon orbiter. Disapproving Moon landing deniers

[Simon Jordan @SimonJordan23]

@Sophia_Nyx Top Secret!

[Simon Jordan @SimonJordan23]

@Sophia_Nyx Split Second. Where my love of coffee and chocolate for breakfast comes from! 🤪

[Simon Jordan @SimonJordan23]

@dave4labour My son goes to a private school because he has SEN and the state school system cannot need his needs. Remind me how this is considered ’staying in class’ or ‘privileged’ again??

[Simon Jordan @SimonJordan23]

😂

[Simon Jordan @SimonJordan23]

I am exhausted just watching this!

[Rush @exRAF_Al]

Good effort. Well done lads.

(ps: imagine this as an Olympic sport - proper competition).

[Simon Jordan @SimonJordan23]

@JAllen20 @dave4labour @CambsCC @neil4labour1 @alexbeckett @CambsLabour @CambsLabour has squandered thousands on failed vanity projects that pander to the demands of a radical minority whilst public services have diminished. Labour run councils are going bankrupt all over the country. Soon to be repeated on a national level by the government.

[Simon Jordan @SimonJordan23]

@dave4labour The first thing the next government should do is take the contract away from Stagecoach to stop the siphoning of taxpayer funded profits into the pockets of German investors!

[Simon Jordan @SimonJordan23]

@paulmaccad @dave4labour @anna4labour Draw your own conclusions on who’s the best candidate for the PCC role:
Edna Murphy - former magistrate and chair of youth court
Darryl Preston - former senior detective with Cambs and Met police
Anna Smith - former teacher & GCP member

[Simon Jordan @SimonJordan23]

@NikJohnsonCA @anna4labour What does the Police and Crime Commisioner do and what qualifies @anna4labour for this role? Dedication is admirable but no substitute for real front line experience. Just want to make sure I vote for the experienced candidate, not their political persuasion.

[Simon Jordan @SimonJordan23]

@roadcc Perfect solution - replace a temporary obstruction on the pavement with an permanent one. That should free up space for pedestrians nicely👌

[Simon Jordan @SimonJordan23]

@dave4labour @ACarpenDigital @UKLabour @CambridgeLabour @RomseyLabour @camcitco @CambsCC Great idea. Labour can plant some of their magical money trees on the space left after they’ve bulldozed Coton Orchard.

[Simon Jordan @SimonJordan23]

@camcycle Interesting to see that only 5.7% of eligible voters turned out for this referendum, which means only 3.1.% of Parisians voted in favour of this scheme.

[Simon Jordan @SimonJordan23]

@camcycle Not just SUVs. The increased parking charges will apply to all ICE & hybrid vehicles exceeding 1600kg and all EVs exceeding 2000kg.