Simon Landau

Sport- Football (SAFC) Cricket Tennis, anything with a ball, Politics, Dogs

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@Gypsypup13 @FellaLeeds Thank you!

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@Gypsypup13 @FellaLeeds Please send some of it to Bucks still 🥵🥵🥵 here!

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@GeorgeDobell1 Must admit that result gives most cricket fans great pleasure- can’t for the life of me think why…😉

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@TheTennisTalker In many ways is a free hit for Jack, less pressure with type of draw

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@Charl_H79 Like the way Guy Mowbray just tried to wind Shearer up about our World Cup scorers 😂

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@RokerReport Best bit of end product I’ve seen from him since he joined us!

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@OL_Reformer @ElectionMapsUK @FindoutnowUK Let’s hope the Farage slump is long lived- 5MILLION days hopefully

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@Iromg Yes you are.

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@Nigel_Farage @ARC_Conference Not in Parliament representing your constituents you pathetic fraud

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@gjb70 Plus Callaghan Brown and May were “coronations “ as well

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

Anthony Gordon is like a sort of contemporary art installation. You spend a lot of time looking at it because you’ve been told it’s very important and expensive. But no matter how hard you try, you can’t quite work out why.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Newcastle have just emailed Barcelona to politely remind them that there are no refunds for Anthony Gordon, even with a receipt.

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

Best bit of business Newcastle ever did flogging Gordon to Barcelona 😂

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@AllisonPearson What a surprise- the idiot Queen is a climate change denier- you pathetic woman

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@CatharineHoey @TiceRichard @Nigel_Farage @andywigmore @Arron_banks You can judge a woman by the company she keeps 🤮🤮🤮

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

😂😂 love it!

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Bit warm, innit? I’m sweating like Lowe and Farage at Notting Hill Carnival.

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@BenGrahamUK Yet another member of the great brainwashed turquoise army 😂😂

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@josemorgado Bet you he rocks up to Wimbledon for his 80,000 guaranteed cash. Also, thought all these players wanted as much time on the grass as possible 😏

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

@Nigel_Farage Anyhow- the issues of today. I’m not the media- I certainly care about 5 million quid bungs from crypto shysters you bent piece of work

[Simon Landau @SimonLandau5]

If this pathetic thin skinned liar ever becomes prime minister, this country is totally screwed

[LBC @LBC]

‘I can spend it on Ferraris if I want to!’
'Then why did you say it was for personal security?’

Nigel Farage is confronted by @NickFerrariLBC on his £5 million crypto gift.

It gets very tense...