Simon Longman

Mouse pusher by day, with a sideline in childcare (mine) and dreams of racing again one day...

[Simon Longman @SimonLongman]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s #ElectricBikeGiveaway & you can too! The prize is a SUNRA MIKU SUPER, worth £3,599! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st May. All information (including T&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/USxgcyNFdM

[Simon Longman @SimonLongman]

@BMWGroup I’ve been trying to apply for a job this week but your Taleo recruitment site is broken beyond the apply button for all vacancies. Unsure if you are aware. My DM’s are unread. Fingers crossed you can fix it soon.

[Simon Longman @SimonLongman]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Tesla Model 3, worth over £44k! All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/USxgcyNFdM

[Simon Longman @SimonLongman]

Dear @HSBC_UK iOS 15.1 was released on 25th Oct. One whole month later, you still have not released a version of your mobile app which works which also means no access to internet banking. Unacceptable!

[Simon Longman @SimonLongman]

@McLarenF1 @Carlossainz55 @McLarenAuto RHD??? So not taking it back to Spain?

[Simon Longman @SimonLongman]

How many #hsbc customers have looked at their #availablebalance and thought their accounts were about to be emptied? Not a single notice of the changing display of available balances either online or in the app or in messages

[Mike Yardley @YardleyShooting]

PLEASE RT IF YOU CAN SEE THIS.

[Simon Longman @SimonLongman]

Cheering for Tom Ingram

[Simon Longman @SimonLongman]

Happy Father's Day! I let him win... @goodwood_golf

[Simon Longman @SimonLongman]

#75mm Just a perfect day!

[Southern @SouthernRailUK]

⚠️ Due to trespassers on the railway at #ThreeBridges all lines are blocked.

[Simon Longman @SimonLongman]

@OfficialHuey Stag party looking forward to tonight's gig. The groom is 'Rooster the ginger criminal'. Where the bums go requested!

[Simon Longman @SimonLongman]

@GoodwoodRRC Can we come down and watch #75MM test days and when are they scheduled?

[Strakka Racing @StrakkaRacing]

It's the last one for #SantaStrakka - RT for chance to win this 2015 @wattsracing @FIAWEC racesuit! Good luck and Merry Christmas!

[Strakka Racing @StrakkaRacing]

Two jackets from #SantaStrakka - L softshell modelled by @lewis__17 & XL rain jacket worn by the guys at @FIAWEC Silverstone RT to win!

[Strakka Racing @StrakkaRacing]

#SantaStrakka has got a small Gilet as used in @FIAWEC this season. RT to #win #giveaway

[Strakka Racing @StrakkaRacing]

Get the #FridayFeeling by winning these @RenaultSpSeries RS01 models in today's #santastrakka #competition RT for your chance

[Strakka Racing @StrakkaRacing]

#SantaStrakka has a piece of team kit for you from @FIAWEC 2016 - fits medium. Think you know the drill by now!

[Simon Longman @SimonLongman]

@opensignal We cannot currently connect to your NetworkStats API. Can you please investigate? Thanks

[Simon Longman @SimonLongman]

#bbccricket A chap once told me he could not afford his MCC membership renewal... Every time he goes to Lords, his wife goes shopping!