Simon Mordish

Its a little known fact that my life inspired Ian Fleming. But have I got even a penny out of all this? Have I buffalo!!!!!

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@RodneyMarshall1 Me neither. I’m only aware of it. Very much a traditional ‘case of the week’ show about a deceptively savvy lawyer in the South.

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@WorkElizab I know this is click bait intended to elicit hatred and bigotry but the amount of disgusting, vile, hateful comments from so called human beings is staggering. Repulsive cunts

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@Arden_2210 Donald Trump

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@SemperFi0101 @MattWallace888 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@PoetLex5298 @MattWallace888 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@TCooper2323 @MattWallace888 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@RodneyMarshall1 Love to see an episode of Emmerdale where an old friend of Rodney’s from his fairground days turns up played by George Layton and he sings “nice n easy does it “

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@RodneyMarshall1 And also optimistic aging lothario and doting grandfather in Emmerdale

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@archivetvmus71 Dear little Johnny Vyvian. My dad worked with him in a summer season in about ‘73 with Leslie Crowther.

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@otokyo A defibrillator

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@NuancedEnergy @lady_valor_07 😂😂😂😂

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@NoDMsPerfavore Very very old and not particularly good story. Never happened but hey! Let’s stereotype people! Crap!!

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@arf84648947 @JohnCleese Too many letters in ‘count’

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@skytv It’s actually good for me because I’ve run out of Nytol

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@davidismall @reece_dinsdale ‘Cat’ - not a dog
That starts with C

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@RodneyMarshall1 I can understand her feeling about Randall and Hopkirk given her connection to the series, but to be fair , there have always been different versions of The Saint on screen.

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@bagshaw2112 I’m guessing by the episode of Man From UNCLE listed, which was from the first season in 1964- this is 1965 as it arrived in the U K about a year later

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@Paulineoconnor0 @reece_dinsdale You illiterate halfwit. If you can’t even spell a five letter, two syllable word…. Fucking pathetic

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@tidyupyourdesk @reece_dinsdale Says the absolutely irrelevant, desperate for attention,pathetic little nobody