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@tradaid @WajahatAli Greek myths are filled with heroes that were born with their full potential and never struggled to "earn" anything. Arguably that's the default, and the Heroes Journey came later. The difference is that they mostly died tragically with very few happy endings.

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@krang0r @TerryD24925127 But it's literally like complaining about getting wet from the rain because you don't have an umbrella. Just go buy an umbrella. You don't need a giant one, you just need one for yourself.

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@mightydudbolt @tjm585 Are you asserting that watching something on your computer monitor alone is the same as watching it in theaters with an enthusiastic audience?

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@Notabot1185810 @AlanDBlake Cool true story about something that definitely happened to someone that exists.

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@MEGTHEESCARLET @lenka87reads I promise you, that "10 days a year" is only going up every year for the rest of your life.

The money you'll spend at the beer garden this year can pay for the window AC unit that will last you the next 20.

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@RSchmory31777 @yttriumlove Don't worry, that "12 days" will be increasing year over year for the rest of your life, so the investment now will be worth it.

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(after getting my ass kicked) there is nothing more pathetic than kicking someones ass

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@rudy_betrayed Your post is the opposite of what you're replying to. 1916 was the middle of the war.

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@OCATCOfficial The witch stood up

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@Irish_fan_81 @hxxntrr Pretty much every major premier card does, so honestly you're just telling on yourself even more.

If your card is made of metal, you're paying a fee for it.

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@CapnKibs So are you complaining that you can't watch Andor, point at the screen and say "I know that guy! That's Kyle Katarn!"

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@JayTrades86 @LTadsina @Mindsetfx @pips_daily Pay the loan with what income? That's the point. The post is about living off of loans as primary income.

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@jamopop @Marksism__ Americans even measure water in hamburgers, huh?

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@b3anz1e @FemboyDCS @BanhmiBrieoche "this is so Reddit"

>Twitter post

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@AustinDahu @movieboy69 That's clearly a marquis so it's pretty obvious it's a theater, and Capitol wouldn't be an unusual name.

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@littlecorporal7 @__iDio @Gravantus Lane splitting may be legal, but riding ON the double yellows 40+mph faster than the show of traffic is not.

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@eggnoggies "Too big to fail" means "too big to be allowed to fail". It doesn't mean "too big to be able to fail".

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@PstafarianPrice @GaryWinslett @ChefGruel Help I'm scared of something I made up in my head!

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@alex_trz_ @damnation_space @darlingube So right there you're saying it's not that you can't, it's that you don't want to.

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@LanguageDoodad Peep Show...?