Simon

Studying for a PHD is AI and Astrophysics

[Simon @simonpatel]

A running list of things that fuck me off:

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🤩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Simon @simonpatel]

@Dominos_UK Peperoni Guardiola, Alex Funghison, and Jose Mozzarinho.

[Simon @simonpatel]

Tuchel OK?

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I���ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision.

I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years.

I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Hard to believe a legend of the game is departing Manchester this summer, after giving the league so many memories over the years.

You'll be missed, Tyrell Malacia.

[Simon @simonpatel]

Arse. #ARSBUR

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@premierleague @ManCity @CPFC

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@ManCity @FPLFocal @etihad

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@OfficialFPL @ManCity

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@liamgallagher you on today’s wordle duties or what

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touch

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[Premier League @premierleague]

Champions League qualification secured for 2026/27 🏆

Congratulations, @ManUtd 🔴

[Simon @simonpatel]

❤️🖤🤍

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

❤️‍🔥 One of our own.

Kobbie Mainoo is here to stay 🔏

[Simon @simonpatel]

Your new Adidas Pro Evo 3s look like Thames Clippers, mate.

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@piersmorgan 🤡

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Wild

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

There are no words.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

PISSTAKE

[Former Footballers @FinishedPlayers]

Never forget when Eric Cantona did this 🤯

[Simon @simonpatel]

Banksy looks like the kind of guy that’d tell you your house needs damp-proofing when it doesn’t.

[Premier League USA @PLinUSA]

Bruno Fernandes orchestrates Manchester United's comeback vs Palace ⚽️🅰️

57' Goal
65' Assist