Simon

Studying for a PHD is AI and Astrophysics

[Simon @simonpatel]

A running list of things that fuck me off:

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@FabrizioRomano

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Ronaldo fined $285 for walking out lol

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you what

[Tesla @Tesla]

Real life, baby

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@ademarve3 🐐

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New dads on the 4am feed

[CarefreeDaily. 🚬 @CarefreeDailyFC]

@ManCity Enjoy the championship you little rat. 😂👍

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@liamgallagher @cobyben 👀

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Account Manager accepting a 5pm deadline at 4:55pm on the designer’s behalf

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💭

[Premier League @premierleague]

Manchester United are the 2012/13 Barclays Premier League champions! #mufc

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Fucking hate Hyrox culture. Imagine shitting yourself in public and thinking the embarrassing thing would be to stop.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Hyrox athlete apologises for continuing race after soiling herself https://t.co/hoEK3kgD51

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The comments, though.

[granddesigns @granddesigns]

Bryony and Matt are spending £820,000 on a modern, high-performance home on the Cornish coast - designed to meet the highest environmental standards.

Will they pull it off?

📺 NEW Grand Designs | Tonight, 9pm | Channel 4

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Never liked this dickhead.

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@SkySportsWSL Barnet’s drawn on with an N50

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Just need a pitch invader to two-foot Trump now #FIFAWorldCup

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Honestly thought fucking Ian Beale was part of that half-time show #WorldCupFinal

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Miserable in the office today… anyone would think I was working in fucking Wahaca. What’s wrong with everyone?! We’re through to the World Cup quarter-finals!! 🤪🤪🤪

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

🫲 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🫱

#FIFAWorldCup

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Was that a dream? 💭

[England @England]

Iconic.

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@talkSPORT Harry’s Cane 🦯

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@BBCMOTD @5liveSport Fuck sake… same time as Antiques Roadshow

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@England … drink fucking Umbongo.

#ENGDRC