Simon Pryce

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@DarrenAltman It wasn’t very thick to start with.

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@fesshole It’s my wedding anniversary today and your eloquent words sum up my relationship with my lovely wife.

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@jessphillips Whereas this tweet suggests everybody outside London is a country bumpkin and couldn’t possibly understand the difference between north and south. We can read you know.

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@__justmesazzle @EdwardJCzajka Regularly used as a term of endearment in our house. Clearly not so in your cracking card though!

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Just a reminder that Queen Elizabeth has reigned for 30% of U.S. history.

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@KathyBurke Well thank you. X

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@mrdanwalker I used swear words but is the world spinning on a different axis?

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Eurovision - #upyoursrussia

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@spjonah77 Hey Stuart - don’t be so crabby.

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Couldn’t be happier with my visit to @CotswoldOutdoor in Hedge End today. Booked a boot fitting - was looked after by a knowledgeable and engaging lady who found me 2 pairs of great fitting boots. Couldn’t decide so had both - ready for anything now!

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Ok so today’s professional development is done. Apparently I am much better at identifying white wine than red. Could it be something to do with the red coming after the white?

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Prepping for my lesson tomorrow - these dinky bottles are wine not other samples. I think my biggest challenge will be working out how to use Zoom - managed to avoid it up to now!

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Great service from @wpduk this morning. Fault reported at 0440 - faulty item replaced by 0740. Thank you.

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@CotswoldOutdoor wanted to say I had a great customer experience at your Truro store today. No argument that my shoes were faulty, really knowledgeable guy in the shoe dept and the manager finding my receipt number from the Exeter store where I bought the shoes. I’ll be back.

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So @WhetherSpoons is running out of beer due to lack of lorry drivers which is a direct consequence of Brexit - well done Tim Martin! As they say - be careful what you wish for.

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Just done my shopping @Morrisons and was going to clear the reduced shelf of all the sausages but then realised at £2.25 they were more expensive than same fresher item at 2 for £4 just down the aisle. How does that work then? BTW - first ever tweet!