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catch me as the lead actor in Willow (1988)

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Trump and Rogan melded bodies and are walking around screaming with 4 legs and 2 heads ‘the substance’ style? No? Nevermind then

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Because of climate change, at this moment, every single actor on the PLANET is now only 3 degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon.

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Clementine Italian soda? You mean FANTA

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Turns out your either a Sinéad or a peewee

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Joker origins: Napoleon

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

Can’t believe neither me or @thelevfershow made this list

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@Arbys, i bought 2 beef and cheedars yesterday and it really made my night. Thanks again Arby's!

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Dont be tempted to do a submarine jokes. Go deeper

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Same :(

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Dear @elonmusk I cannot understand how this can possibly be. Am I missing something?

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If you live in a fish tank you think that shitty sandcastle is buckingham palace

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Extremely progressive insta story feed be like:

-BURY THE RICH BENEATH THE EARHT THEY DESTROYED

-check out this salad!

[Edmonton StreetFest @YegStreetFest]

We are delighted to present the amazing design by Vikki Wiercinski for this year's Edmonton International Street Performers Festival!!
There is only one month left until the fun and amazement begins!
Mark your calendars, July 7th-16th at Churchill Square!!
See you there! 📷

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Podcasts made me realize how boring people really are :(

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Ive been farting and aiming it at new york for decades. Wildfire smoke is much better.

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Im gunna cry when Billy Joel dies

[Rachel Doležal @DialloNkechi]

#HappyPride2023 #bi

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Its been over a decade since I last saw someone riding dirty 😭

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1-Jimi Hendrix
2-Jimmy Page
3-Ace Frehely
4-Adrian Smith
5-Lindsay Buckingham

guys who's ass I could kick no problem anyday

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All apps are dating apps if you got game. I met my girl on Paramount +

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Accidentally told the uber driver i love you but meant to say ‘i fucking love you’