Simon Rimmer

Samuel Luckhurst's Burner Account

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@expectbetterUK @fesshole

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@mark_robinson_ So you think they should all talk bollocks and pretend nothing is wrong?

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@ringmagazine Why are you encouraging this? Pathetic.

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@fesshole Would you have preferred it if he stayed and watched?

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@maxrushden @JohnBrewin_ @danbardell Has the panel ever been welcomed into a new job the way Xavi was by Nigel De Jong?

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@ringmagazine There wasn't a storm to weather

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@LordFluffon @fesshole Nominative determinism.

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@AlternativeMUFC Could barely wait until Jimmy Cricket was in the ground before making this claim!

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@willis_macp @TeleCricket @NHoultCricket @jakegoodwill1 Should the England & Wales Cricket Board be renamed as the London Cricket Board?

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@RoldBoxing

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@bigdaddybunce Scandalous that this is a UK PPV.

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@fesshole Apparently it's quite moreish

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@fesshole Are you Wayne and Waynetta Slob?

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@fesshole What did you say to her???

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@fesshole

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@JoshACarpenter Beyond parody

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@MikeKeegan_DM ‘It will take as long as it takes’ is simply not good enough.