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@WingsScotland If it's been spayed then does that make it a male?

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@WingsScotland What happens to Operation Branchform? Is it on hold during the election as any new charges could be seen to have a political dimension?

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@WingsScotland Finger big?

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@clownworld When you've over inflated your sex doll and it becomes sentient.

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@theneonrequiem

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@WingsScotland Anyone know what the hate monster's pronouns are?

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@WingsScotland Jolyon Maugham.

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@Alphafox78 Frying Pans People

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@WingsScotland How to say you're an incel without actually saying it.

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@IAmCaseStephens The Shepherds Crown by Terry Pratchett. His last Discworld novel and the death of a loved character.

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@Glinner @morton_wendy

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@ianmiles We are talking IQ aren't we?

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@WingsScotland Salt, a small amount of vinegar and GRAVY.

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@simonjedge Any news on when it'll appear on Audible?

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@WingsScotland Surely Lola, by the Kinks, would be better?

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@markthehibby All together now! '(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman'.

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@markthehibby Why do I keep thinking Lorna is nearby?

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@VernMachil Six Pinter.

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@RachelK01840150 Just watching that right hand. Who's he wanking off that he dislikes that much?