Simon Ross

Former radio DJ. Now a psychotherapist. Spurs fan.
Interests: #Bootcamp #OCR #Fitness #Running #Bodypump #Bodybalance #Yoga #Broga #NewYorkMarathon #Cycling

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Anyone else a sourdough widow? My wife is obsessed and I've lost her to the culture #sourdough

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Is it me or is this year dragging?!
#NewYear2026

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Anybody else get BOILING hot underneath the gowns you have to wear at the hairdressers?!

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I just heard a man finish a phone call with the "toodles"

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Is it me, or is this year dragging?!

#HappyNewYear
#2025

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Why, all of a sudden, do we need to buy bananas with a collar wrapped around them? Especially when they are already in a bunch and they have nature's own way of binding them together.

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Supermarket delivery slogan...

"Scanned and Deliver"

You're welcome!
#supermarket #tesco

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Seriously?!

#TescoMagazine

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As a collective, I wonder how many miles parents have driven with the sole purpose of getting their children to sleep

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When you REALLY have to, it's amazing how much you can squeeze in the freezer.

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@SpursManDan Taking my passport to a kid's toy shop is a little extreme to collect a children's teddy bear

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Smyths Toys. Why the heck do they need photo ID for click and collect?!

I'm picking up a kid's toy FFS!

and why is it pronounced "Smiths"?!

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How satisfying when you take the stairs and beat somebody who took the lift?!

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@Spurs_fl @AlasdairGold Very unusual for Ange to single out any player but he goes in on Deki several times here. Usually in press conferences if Ange is asked about a single player he will try to make his answer more about the whole team. He has every right to be disappointed with Kulu as well.

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People who keep chickens will always have 'comedic' names for them, yes?
#chickens

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@VueHelp Zone of Interest is mostly in German. Do ALL of the showings have English subtitles?

There are one or two showings that clearly state "subtitles" or "ST" but most listings don't.

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Went to Brewdog this evening.
Mate - shall we have desserts?
Me - yeah I'll have the cheesecake
Mate - that's £8.95
Me - FORGET IT!

Nine quid for a tiny slice of cheesecake, how is that ok?!

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What is the deal with people that wear signet rings?!

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Radio 2 at 6.38pm today playing Outkast with the lyrics "Mother Fxcker" and no editing

Not just once but twice!

#Radio

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@MsMichaelaPower I'm showing my solidarity to troubled shower users who are also not brave enough to drill into the tiles and fix securely

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Anything that is meant to stick inside the shower with a suction pad on the back of it is not going to work!