Simon Parke

Inventor, Creator of the Underwater Jet Pack, Entrepreneur

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Are you ready to unleash your inner #superhero? #swimming #diving #snorkelling #freediving #scuba #skydiving

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Marmalade the Ginger tom enjoying seeing another Ginger on the TV! #tvforpets #SundayBrunch

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#tvforpets #SundayBrunch

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@virginiaint - sitting in a traffic jam next to one of your trucks and im pretty sure that there should be some tread on the tyres! #shocking

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@Microsoft - #kudos to you for your amazing #android launcher. Its absolutely brilliant!

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@Snugsearphones Thanks so much for the speedy reply! I'll have a poke around on your site when I get back home to see I can find how to do it :-)

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@Snugsearphones devastating news- after 3 yrs sterling service I've finally lost a bud!

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@flybe Wow- you guys are super on top of your social media. Top marks!

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Hey @flybe - your app is soooo slow I have to take a screenshot of my boarding pass or else I cause a massive queue at the airport. Speed it up pleeeze!

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@thecatspjsuk - more like the dogs bollocks! Your food is #epic !!!!

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Thanks so much to the amazing people @cbbc & @AndyTorbet for including the #underwater #jetpack in this weeks awesome episode of #beyondbionic https://t.co/MtUurvNHbB

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@AvSaxworld Where have you been all my life- Let's get the airlines on-board and hopefully I can start carrying jetpacks on scheduled flights again! #awesome #battery #tech

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@TheLastLeg - have you noticed that whenever you #twitter bomb UK #politician you seem to break twitter? Its not broken, that's #censorship at work ;-) #ghostdelete

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So just watched #SundayBrunch on #channel4 and my question for the day is this: Is #CRAIGDAVID wearing a hairpiece or has he just discovered https://t.co/tuan7hMNv8 :-)

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@qikipedia Wow, really- have you ever tasted @tetleyuk? I'm amazed it cost so much! As my old Aussie friend George used to say: "Isn't that the stuff they sweep up off the floor?" :-)

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@ZTE_UK please, please, please tell me that the Axon M is going to be released in the UK- absolutely amazing to see a truly #innovative #smartphone rather than one with a few new software features https://t.co/BUhj7CYUcI #awesome #technology

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@Space_Station Take care guys, stay calm and keep your oxygen consumption low - let's hope these #political #nitwits get their act together soon! Perhaps all politicians should spend some time with you up there to realise how petty and futile this #shenanigans really is!

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@hx_global @SAPConcur Thanks so much to you and the doctors at @VirginiaMason for dealing with my medical emergency during my US business trip last week. Absolutely unbelievable service- don't know how I would have dealt with the situation without you #ThankYou #Awesome

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@TimKennedyMMA - Loving the new series of #huntinghitler but I'm still wondering how we've got to SIII and still no mention of the Junkers 390- the Nazi plane capable of carrying Hitler non-stop to Argentina?

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@British_Airways Of course Stephen, I'd expect nothing less- it's symptomatic of why I wont ever be using you again. There's obviously more to the situation than I can express in 140 characters. Never flying #BA again. Crappy fleet, crappy attitude #Airline #Apartheid