Baby Economist

Trained as an Economist and a Political Scientist. Professional Mattress Jumper, Lisper and Snuggler. My other Account is surprisingly Verified.

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

As an economist, I am baffled to learn that you get paid so much by just writing an opinion 'Piece'. The cottage industry is indeed booming since 2002. Thank you Mudiji... https://t.co/OzTrO6M3N4

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

Don't forget to put him in a balloon before you freeze that winner. https://t.co/H4AY0rhGzE

[manjula narayan @utterflea]

Woke up this morning and glanced at Whatsapp. Son1’s plaintive message asking for money.

Told him I was sending him back to the sperm bank.

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

But what about 2002?
https://t.co/nweENBmcol

[Akhilesh Mishra @amishra77]

You know what? The vote share of BJP in Gujarat at 49.1% is highest in recent times in any assembly elections. Higher than U.P. 2017 (41.35%), higher than Rajasthan 2013 (46%) or any other big victory state. Think about it and how remarkable this is. #ElectionResults2017

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

Darinder Mudi showing Middle Finger on winning Gujarat and Himachal Pradesh. Is this Ache Din?

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

Because not all Hindu Females are lucky like you who would inherit a job, a show and a blog due to Bhaskar Da. https://t.co/QrPIs0YCP4

[Sagarika Ghose @sagarikaghose]

SC upholds rights of Muslim women, similar reformism needed for all personal laws, incl Hindu inheritance https://t.co/H4EBHQt0nL

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

Muslim women rejoicing ban of Triple Talaq is bad news for Secularism. Next is what Ban on Burkha and Right to Education, Work and Freedom?

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

Triple Talaq is not a religion based gender issue like Sati. Time to ban Hindu Patriarchal practices of Sati, Mangalsutra and Karwa Chauth.

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

Ridiculous that Muslim Women asking ban on Triple Talaq. Next is what, ban Burkha, Patriarchy and Physical Violence.

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

Church Bells are not as annoying as Azaan and Aarti. They don't even need loudspeakers. My #ChristianPOV

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

Quick, somebody find out which caste Sonu Nigam belongs to. This can be a possible case of 'Brahmanical Tyranny' or 'Brahmanical Tyranny'.

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

Thank you Romila Thapar. Milestone achieved.
#StopHindiChauvinism

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

Aryans have always imposed stuff on Dravidians. For Ex: Virat Kohli. History can be wrong but not our Marxist Historians like Romila Thapar.

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

Tamilians should restart their Separatist Movement to teach this Hindi Hindutva Government a lesson. Oh wait you're probably not a Tamilian.

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

The Poha - Hindutva - Coffee - Rightwing analogy is so intense that even hipster sanghi chic @unsubtledesi will run out of words. Checkmate!

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

After Gurmehar, Hardik, Borun and Gurmehar... Tunday Kababi stands for 'Idea of India'. India ki Boti Boti Guaranteed. Good Job LOL.in...

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

Anybody can throw facts. Don't throw facts Andy. Facts are not healthy for 'Idea of India'. https://t.co/sKEDNexdAv

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

How dare patriot Indians worship Bhagat Singh as a Nationalist when we have exclusive copyrights to project him as 'Atheist Commie Comrade'.

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

@padhalikha Interns are boring. Adopt me. I can be the baby intellectual you always yearned for.

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

Yogi Adityanath as CM.
London Terror Attack.
You don't have to be Amartya Sen to join the dots.

[Baby Economist @SimonSSharma]

BJP's Paid Twitter Trolls caught hiding their true identity in UP. ... https://t.co/gOr90rXcmz