SimonSays005

[SimonSays005 @SimonSays05]

"Play the F'n Clouds song!!" Refering to @ManOverboardNJ 's Cry Baby

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Is that a different silly band on your arm..that ones dark yellow and the other one was light yellow...You broke it...Didn't you

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Is God dead?

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"Simon, don't hit the ball into the house."Me "That would be awful! Who would ever do that!"Simon

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Is that a human being? (Refereing to a gas station attendant)

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Everytime that guy bends over...I'm afraid to say this to you...I can see his butt.

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I wish girls had bald heads, and fat bellies, and had no legs...just feet

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Wouldn't it be cool if a tiger jumped through the car window! Like a baby tiger!