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@BenGrahamUK All the other world leaders spouses are invited to these things. Why wouldn’t she go?

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@BorisJohnson 14 years and all you did was make it even worse with Brexit.

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@georgedmadgwick Why hasn’t he been selected by a constuency as a prospective MP then? Can’t think why? Why hasn’t Mohammed Zia Yusuf been selected?

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@ClydeShelt85235 @ChappyLaffyDuck @gazwalker321 @liz_churchill10 You can look up how they select juries. It’s not secretive in the slightest.

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@BBCNewsNI @RhonddaBryant Who knew? Best of both worlds shows the greatest performance. Now get the rest of the UK involved.

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@Wetlettuce70 @shillitz They aren’t hiding their identity. They would be wearing nonce bonnets if they were.

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@Flaydens @Inevitablewest How much FB and X do you read to get like this? You know it’s all bollocks made up to get you angry?

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@LucyTCWife @SilvaSurfer4 You beleive the figures when they suit you and don’t when they don’t fit. 👍🏼

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@LucyTCWife They have? I bet you struggle with weather and climate change as well don’t you?

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@RealDannyAlex Love the nonce bonnet!

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@darrengrimes That was Burnhams face after Trump showed he didn’t have a fucking clue about the differences between UK, British Isles and England.

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@TRobinsonNewEra @ezralevant He’s in trouble because he’s been nicked for several offences of which two of them carry a life sentence.

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@david_hollas @supertanskiii I bet the police took so long in arresting him because they were making sure they had the correct legislation. Not everyday you use the Merchant Shipping Act

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@JanetOulag92058 @boblister_poole It’s a lie though.

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@therobertwyatt @RealDannyTommo It’s when the real grift starts. Yaxley made his fortune getting locked up. Why is this one any different?

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@brehon1982 @TRobinsonNewEra @ezralevant He’s a grifter and you are his mark.

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@TRobinsonNewEra @ezralevant And here comes the grift!!!!!! Yay!

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@LucyTCWife He’s has filmed himself committing a crime. Yes we want a safe country without these dickheads in it.

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@LBC @supertanskiii @NickFerrariLBC If they speak like rioters and look like rioters.

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@MartinSLewis Same as the trains