Simon Theta

Galaxean Squire 🫡💫
he/him
14
(THIS IS A RP ACCOUNT)

[Daily Toby Trivia (Chapter 6 2027) @dailytobytrivia]

In 2015, someone asked Toby what he thought about people secret-hunting in Undertale, including "hidden boss fights against wingdings," to which he responded "regarding this the very nature of it is shrouded in darkness." which is the same phrase used to tease Deltarune.

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I died

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Carina and Aurora never let me have ANY fun! It's always "don't do that, you'll break your neck!" "Simon, you're 14, you CANNOT drive a space wagon" blah blah blah whatever!

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@RealRayGuard Sick!! I've gotta try that later!!!

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Those chocolates made me so sick I've been bedridden for weeks 😢

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Carina brought me some chocolates after practice today 😁

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Carina said I'm grounded which is totally unfair because I definitely did not burn that scroll and, in fact, I am always on my best behaviour!

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@RealRayGuard Carina said I couldn't post unsupervised anymore and told me I was grounded

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I did NOT steal anything from anyone! I am dutifully practicing my stances legally and safely!

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I am scared of multiple Galaxeans

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@carinatheta WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME???

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@RealRayGuard Okay I guess I can 😓

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Time to do some intense personal training with this spear I totally didn't knick from David!

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@RealRayGuard @galaxeanprince Ohhhh I guess that makes sense

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@RealRayGuard @royalpatissiere I'll be down there for the shift change, so I can bring it back 😔

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I uh...I accidentally set the scroll on fire 😥

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@RealRayGuard @royalpatissiere I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'll bring it back, I swear!! I just gotta figure out how to undo the scroll burn 😰

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@carinatheta No u

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@RealRayGuard @galaxeanprince But why does that include the dungeons?

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@RealRayGuard This one doesn't shoot fire! I just need to practice my stance techniques so I can be better at training with you ☹️

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@RealRayGuard @royalpatissiere The one that shoots fire, you didn't tell me what it was called and I couldn't ask Carina what the name was cuz they would've taken it from me 😮‍💨

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@RealRayGuard @carinatheta Trust me, I don't think they are 😒