Simon Tobin

Dungeons and Dragons alignment: Neutral-Good

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When one of my jokes bombs...

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@GeorgeTakei So Kate Mulgrew and Robert Picardo from Star Trek Voyager are coming to Ireland Comic Con! When are you coming over?

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@ChloeSApter @LauraFMcConnell I just heard this word today and I think its funny, if anyone asks what my disability is I can just say "I'm neurospicy!"

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@ThatEricAlper Chaoseum, they're a bit like Korn, actually they're a LOT like Korn it's like the lead singer stole John Davis' larynx and had it surgically installed
Still really good though try their song "Smile again"

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@bobette20898402 When writing your ad write it as if you're addressing the customer individually rather than as if addressing a crowd because your potential customer is often alone or at least in their own mind
It creates a stronger connection

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@BrienAyrton That dinosaur scared the crap out of me in TR1

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@matthewkheafy I still think of it as "Boat rudder strange mountain!" that parody actually got me in to Trivium

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@RnRNationlive @RnRliveRadio Psychostick: Numbers (I can only count to four)

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@RevDaniel As a priest would your god be angry if you were to listen to bands like Emperor and Cradle of Filth? Or does he really not care? Just curious

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@theawkwardyeti How about Pineal Gland, an organ that won't shut up about spirituality etc.

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@HowThingsWork_ That's quite a hair raising amount
Perfect for some hair brained schemes

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@Disturbed just heard down with the sickness on a kfc ad here in Ireland, I hope you're getting paid for it!

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@Halocene It's a pretty song and a great performance it's got me wondering though if one could write songs about other meds as well, I don't think anything pretty rhymes with clozapine or solien or haloperidol

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@Simpsons_tweets So if you were Mr. Plow how would you differentiate your business against Plow King? Understanding that price isn't a good differentiater

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@s8n RE - SPECT. WALK

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@BrienAyrton I think you're annoyingness needs a bit of work I enjoy talking to you

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@bigtimerush This is going to sound weird coming from a 35 year old but (at the time I was in my early twenties) the song Big Time Rush when it was on Nickelodeon got me through a really difficult time

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@s8n There's no time to discriminate
Hate every motherfucker
That's in your way
Hey you what do you see?
Something beautiful or something free? etc.

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@RobertPicardo @JeriLRyan Emergency Medical Hunk

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@beatlesstory Christ I thought this said fifth "battle" and I was going to say
Plot twist: Yoko Ono
I should probably cut back on the gaming...

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@ilovenostalgia "He died the death of a salesman"