SimonP

Loves throwing dinner parties, hates doing the dishes. Incapable of talking without his hands.

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

Callously hypersensitive.

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

The real reason why Pedro Pascal did that is because he wears Tom Ford by Haider Ackermann. The "lapel flip" is a distinct styling move by Ackermann that's defined him and his design career across his own eponymous brand, Berluti, and now Tom Ford. It was a choice -- a good one.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I will tell you why on earth. 🧵

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

More importantly, this is just ONE brand, not like 67. Kudos to the only luxury house left, the only one that matters.

https://t.co/UWV8pBRtYW

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

@chittyathena Ότι καλύτερο έχει βγάλει το 25 μέχρι τώρα... Και από τα ύστερα που βλέπω να συμβαίνουν εκεί θα μείνουμε.

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

Greek debt, a global safe haven asset... I lived to see that.

[The Greek Analyst @GreekAnalyst]

Greek 10-year bond yield lower than US, UK and Australia

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

You gotta love it when the current price per barrel is $35 and $20 lower then their breakeven for Saudi Arabia and the US respectively.

[Brad Setser @Brad_Setser]

The Saudi balance of payments for q4 is out, and it confirms that Saudi Arabia ran a current account deficit in 2024 -- and (per my estimates), the balance of payments "breakeven" for Saudi Arabia is around $90 a barrel.

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[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

- FTSE 100 down by a whopping 4.4%
- Taipei down by 9.7% (largest drop on record)
- Hong Kong down by 13.1% (largest decline since 1997 financial crisis)

and you're still tweeting about #TheWhiteLotus season 3 finale--a completely uneventful, subpar season btw

obviously #ngmi

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

@BrettFromDJ FREE

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

Y’all just got tariffs on Ozempic.

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

When the inevitable recession finally arrives, I want you to remember that it was engineered and manifested due to a series of specific policy choices. You know what I'm talking about.

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

Actual footage of Silicon Valley the day after OpenAI raised on a $300 billi post-money.

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

Since the announcement that Demna is going to @gucci a mere 7 days ago, the @KeringGroup stock is down 14%.

Guess who’s not going to be going to Gucci after all…

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

Not even Demna could save Gucci. It's beyond salvation.

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

Honestly, Gucci needs Jesus at this point, not Demna.

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

@chittyathena Honestly, yeah... Εγώ την κόβω την κορδέλα στα εγκαίνια εύκολα!

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

Also, I'd love to see Ferrari tanking this year, along with Red Bull. I just wanna see the world burn, I don't care about your pretty rich boy fantasies.

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

Santander stopped sponsoring Ferrari when they ditched Sainz. They then sponsored Williams when he joined the team. This is the level of corporate petty I wanna see.

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

I thought Eusexua would be Fka Twig's Raven, alas...

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

Is this tariff flip-flop or just a flop?

[SimonP @SimonUberLord]

The latest in Trump’s tariff saga is just another reason to never take him seriously.