Simon Ashtear

3D Model and graphic designer, screenplay/novel writer, editor in chief of The Best Game Never Played.

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This blue bird is migrating!

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@GamersWeekPC A collage I made for International Women's Day a few years ago, showing how far characters have come. How many can y'all name?

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Kamala showed more grace, more compassion, more eloquence, and more leadership in a 10 minute concession speech than the other loser has in 80 years.

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"Remember the dead. but fight for the living."
IYK, YK. ;)

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yesterday, today, tomorrow 🌹

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

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I woke up. There was fear, shock, confusion, dread. I had to call and check on every friend. I saw an immediate surge of hate crime vs. anyone who was different. Laws changed. Life changed. Things were never the same. I haven't felt this way since Sept 11th, 2001.

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@Moonshiftmnstrs Did someone just invent the "Torture Me, Elmo!" doll??

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Uber is offering a 50% discount on rides to the polls; use the ‘Go Vote' option in the app. Similarly, Lyft is also offering a 50% discount on rides to the polls when you use the code 'VOTE24'.

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@GoldenTatsu What kind of monster do you have to be to say, "WOAH, there! Treating you like a person, with all the same rights as everyone else, well, that's kind of a 'sensitive' topic."

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@SilverbladezEU @Twitch Video games are art, time capsules, reflections of their time, creating teachable moments, reaching players how other venues don't. Removing discussion/education around "sensitive" topics devalues the entire medium & Twitch. "Some guy, fought another guy, for, I dunno, reasons."

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Looking back, I don't know how some monsters ever scared me.

Vampire- Wave garlic at it, make it do math
Werewolf- Mid-range jewelry, fetch a stick
Mummy- Kittens!!
The Blob- How frightening can it be if it's defeated by an Otter Pop?

What others have ridiculous weaknesses?

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@GamersWeekPC Why now, after 10 years? Did they just suddenly find a bunch of old toys to give away? Did they make more? Why make more? Is there a new Mario Kart in the works? Is Bowser's kart Bowser-y enough?

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@Larawithabird This is just a scary Halloween prank, right?

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@CrunchyKong That was my first thought before reading the caption. I think you nailed it!

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@angelbear762 Just a matter of moments, re-entering my password and passing a series of CAPTCHA-like puzzles. Still, if this weirdness persists, or not, I might just be headed to Bluer Skies.

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Anyone else get randomly locked out of their Twitter account for suspicious activity, but never told WHAT activity?

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…I just felt like sharing this with someone.

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@guitarbard4 Just finished the penultimate episode. There's going to be many interesting cosplays this year.

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@guitarbard4 Same. I don't know if I have the "Heart" to re-watch episode 3, again. 💔🍷

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@ducksindisguise Was it all done in 1 take? Was there actual power to the toaster? Was there 'stunt' bread? How many loaves did you go through? Did you put makeup on the bread to create the toasted look? Are there other angles on the cutting room floor? Will these special features be on the DVD?