Simon Cooper

Linksgrünversiffter Gutmenschenwerfer & Teddybärenklatscher. Bleeding-Heart Librul & Proud SJW. Avatar by @shubbabang

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@totalwar Love the game and the many improvements and I SO want to continue to play it, I really do... if only it wasn't for the campaign and it's.. unfun mechanics... going back to TW Warhammer 2 until Immortal Empires is released. But please... for the love of Ursun don't put rifts in it

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@evilgenius "On the Crown Gold island Lair, the bridge from the Helipad is no longer autotagged for Distraction."

In my game it's still tagged w no way to remove it. Bug report already sent.

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@joshgad I'm afraid there is no going back to being civil. 48% of the pop looked at the concentration camps and said: "yes, I'm fine with that." What you americans need now is what we germans needed after WW2: accounting for the past and most of all: denazification.

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@Lawrence I hate to tell you...

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@alamentarius @CNBC you got the wrong profile pic, chief. Here you can use this one. You're welcome! Now let them eat cake, amirite?

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@geoffcaptain @SenMikeLee I love watching "american values" finally implode on themselves as you guys would rather ditch democracy than ever risking the other team getting elected ever again. It's *chefkiss* simply delightful.

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@SenMikeLee Here we go folks! We're finally at the point in this whole season of "house of cards" where republicans finally look into the camera going "democracy is so overrated".

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@NouveauDeco except for back then there was snow... which ... you know... doesn't seem to happen anymore.

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@LT_Rickard @forputin2042 @NouveauDeco gosh diddely darn it! Seems like it's boomer-o'clock again! Would you look at that...

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@DeckardTheGecko

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@xPandorya Nur so aus Neugierde: muss ich mir Sorgen machen? Vor was gewarnt werden? Wat is am happenen? Ich krieg wieder von nix was mit!

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@latelateshow

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@geer5356 @CSMFHT @pandovstrochnis what a dickhead

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@AxelLycan https://t.co/AuXfHWjddz

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@BenteliciousArt wie um alles in der Welt ist DAS passiert? Habt ihr Bratwürste auf seinem Rücken gebruzelt?

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@JakeVerda

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@JakeVerda how many times have people sent this one to you? 😛

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@ntvde "Wenn eine rund 700 Kilogramm schwere Kuh oder ein noch schwererer Bulle so erschreckt und gereizt wird, hat ein Mensch keine Chance."
- immer feste drauf, meine vierbeinigen Freunde. Es trifft auf keinen Fall die falschen.

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@Ad_Inifinitum thoughts and prayers

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@aurelmertz Wo kann ich mich über bevorstehende Protest- und Solidarkundgebungen im Raum Süddeutschland informieren? Ich muss mal wieder auf die Straße...