Simon

Politics|Football fan~Manchester United

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Nigerians are already very smart people.”

[Simon @Simon_Ovu]

@Mrbankstips This is a new low mehn 😂😂

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Moving from the UK to Nigeria? The culture shock a white person experiences.

Untethered niggatry everywhere.

[Simon @Simon_Ovu]

@oejbabye @sweetchizzychi Just tell the HR it’s your net income you’re negotiating, that’s how you avoid the unnecessary deductions.

[Joseph Brendan @Joe_brendan_]

Let me tell you why places like this cannot be developed even if you have the money to do so

- The villagers and community leaders will not let you
- The villagers and community leaders will drain you and threaten to attack your business every week
- The villagers and community leaders will use your business as salary
- You will get robbed every week
- There are no roads in and out that are good

In summary
The Lagos coastline is what it is today because for some reasons, they welcome people and leave them there to do business

You will never see that in any south south state. I am from a coastline village.

BUA is trying to build a refinery in my place, but the villagers have frustrated the hell out of him that he shut down the project many times and was to leave

Dangote built a refinery in Lagos and the process was smooth

Other parts of Nigeria need to look inwards.
Most investments and growth goes to Lagos because it is conducive

[Simon @Simon_Ovu]

@ChukwuJosh55618 @Mistikalgaby @sirmose74 @emmymoore74 @kenkenlewu @SirDavidBent Your sibling never do you something before na why you reason like this

[Simon @Simon_Ovu]

@MAAbdullahi10 @mobiiszn Yea it would’ve been better if she did, but she didn’t. Trust me it’s more about gender than you think and she knows what she meant.

Falsely accusing someone of rape is not just a lie. People have committed suicide cause of the shame of been wrongly accused

[Simon @Simon_Ovu]

@MAAbdullahi10 @mobiiszn This doesn’t match the template tho, by her standards it’s better to support the guilty as long as it’s same gender with you

I no fit talk am as e be lol

[Simon @Simon_Ovu]

Me in the office since morning 😂😂, this app is crazy mehn

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

Including the false accusèrs too?
Uncle Danny

[ajay @1meajay]

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

[Simon @Simon_Ovu]

@powerfulbadeeu Dey play, my HSE 1,2 and 3 still Dey my CV till tomorrow lol… no be my money go waste

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

There’s only one reason he’s decided to relocate.

[Simon @Simon_Ovu]

@instablog9ja @grok is this true? Using exchange rates to compare

[Clear as Crystal 🤍✨ @CrystalReignz]

It’s piggyvest guyss😭😭 please help me thank them, Haaaa, your brand will continue to grow, you will grow beyond measure.

Everybody you need to start using piggyvest 💃💃

[City! @dolapocarter]

Aura farming in Nigeria is so stupid to me

My bro you’re SURROUNDED by POVERTY

[✰ @432hz33]

If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.

[Simon @Simon_Ovu]

@YemiBadmus01 @Praiseakinlami Explain to me how praying in tongues is harder than working.
Do I need experience to pray in tongues? Do I need to study/learn/train for years before I can speak in tongues?

I just pity the gullible ones

[Praise Akinlami @Praiseakinlami]

If only you copied your pastors work rate instead of praying in tongues 7am every morning.

You’ll surely be rich.

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

Please if your kids, especially boys, are in daycare or being taken care by nannies that you entrust your kids with, please check up on them. Interrogate properly. People like Simi might be molesting and sexually harassing them without you knowing.

Protect your kids from perverts and pedos!

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

You see that genuine smile, this is of a result of marrying a feminine virgin from a financially stable home.

He doesn't have to worry about any exes or how to out fuck any previous men before him.

He knows her womb is intact and doesn't have to worry about a damaged womb cause he married her a virgin.

She has no whoring digital footprint.

Bro is confidently sound and firm which is why he can post her countless times on the internet, and no man will come under his comment section to say:

"I don knack your babe before."

"Your babe remove belle for my guy that year.'

"I get your babe nudes and sex tape."

At the end of the day, his boldness, happiness and relaxation is that he married a woman with a clean past and luckily for him, she's not a Nigerian.

You can never conceive me there's not an internal joy that comes with marrying a feminine virgin from a financially stable home.

Whereas an average Nigerian man will settle for a non virgin who was raised from a poor home and come on social media to say "I won"

Settle for a non virgin at your own peril.