Simon Toon

Husband and Father. eCommerce/digital specialist. Views are my own.

[Simon Toon @simon_toon]

This was me talking about #BlackFriday at @ecommerceexpo #ECE18 yesterday. A tremendously rewarding experience:-)

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@LNRailway A bit of an understatement

[Simon Toon @simon_toon]

I was interviewed about @BerkoSpeakers @Toastmasters on #TalkShowForTalkers and you can hear it here https://t.co/lzqCPQq2Ys

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

Very emotional to do my last ever interview before this momentous election with @JonathanPieNews
#VoteTory

[Simon Toon @simon_toon]

I voted. Hope you did/will do too!

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Just for clarity, this was sent to me as an email. Not their Twitter account.

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This is morally repugnant by @Conservatives , and should be reported to the electoral commission. Tory propaganda being sent under the name “Tax Check UK”. This is fraudulent behaviour, impersonating a non-partisan organisation.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

The Big Short: Rishi Sunak 🛁

[Simon Toon @simon_toon]

Impressive display of cognitive dissonance from @Shell_UKLtd

[Simon Toon @simon_toon]

“You have to adapt the style by which you engage, but you must never compromise on the content, because the moment you tell people what they want to hear, you lose the plot.”
- Professor Dieter Helm https://t.co/8VoGVGcp9d

[Simon Toon @simon_toon]

Even the signage on @LNRailway is failing today. Might help if they updated their software from a version of Ubuntu Linux (21.04) that fell out of support over 2 years ago.

[London Northwestern Railway @LNRailway]

📢 #LNRNEW - Line problem between Bletchley and Watford Jct.

⚠️ Services have to run at a reduced speed on all lines. Disruption is expected until 10:00.

ℹ️ Check your train > https://t.co/efdBEkhwEL

[Simon Toon @simon_toon]

Can you believe it, it’s exactly 1 year ago today that I posted this complaint to @CastlesOfBerko and the sale sign is still up and still blocking the give way sign. And still no response.

[Simon Toon @simon_toon]

@CastlesOfBerko do you really think it’s a good idea to put your board in front of a give way sign?

[Simon Toon @simon_toon]

This was a really good listen: This Week in Startups (Airbnb CEO Brian Chesky on early rejection, customer focus & AI’s future in hospitality | E1735) https://t.co/c9gwDtvBj8

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@aid4disabled Exemplary standards of engineering and manufacture.

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@Meetup no matter how many times I try to update my subscription, I always get the message "Sorry, there was a problem, please try again later."

Please help.

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@WillBrown But why blue, rather than any other colour?

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@Jason ‘trough’: it’s not ‘trow’ like ‘plough’… it’s ‘troff’ like ‘cough’

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Good luck to all of my colleagues going into Black Friday campaigns!

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@richfelgate @tomsdinner @HertsPolice @juststopoil This is an outrageous abuse of power by the police force