Simon Worne

International athlete for GB & England Lifesaving sport Commonwealth Lifesaving Champion 2013
BSc Physiotherapy

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@Parrryy Fuck.

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@McDonaldsUK Asked for ketchup on my McMuffin... literally just had a Double Ketchup McMuffin with a bit of sausage and egg on it 🙄 wasn't pleasant.

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Day 201 without sex: I dabbed in public just so someone would spit on me. @PubityOnInsta

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Feel like a proud mum with England and the football #ItsComingHome

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@bbcsml Gender neutrality is complete rubbish. People are physically and genetically either male or female. You can't simply choose to be 'neutral'. It's digital in a sense... 1 or 0.

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@ProdigioPete Deal. I'll be on tonight if you're about!

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@ProdigioPete This would help! I played for half an hour and no bloody idea what I was doing.

[Chanélle McCleary 🕊 @MissMcCleary]

This is a joke, 11 mil spent on the mccanns fame attention crocodile tears, something fishy from the start, let the girl rest now, use the funds to search for all the other missing children who go ignored by these media hoggers using their daughters memory as a pay check https://t.co/w4I6wKjxtu

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@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Oh shit

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@UKSpeedSeries @SurfSportWales @RLSSUK @CrawleyTownLSC @YorkshireSpeeds @PenybontSLSC @BLSClifeguards @JessHancock1 How is it calculated?

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@UKSpeedSeries @SurfSportWales @RLSSUK @CrawleyTownLSC @YorkshireSpeeds @BLSClifeguards @PenybontSLSC How is it calculated?

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@OnFireAnders If they weigh the same what does it matter?

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Come on you innovative creative people out there ,I am having such fun today on Caption of the week . Please send some more @piersmorgan

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@McDonaldsUK I asked for ketchup on my wrap, I got brown sauce. Never have I felt so betrayed.

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@Chris_Stark I work for the NHS.

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@jamesharrvey @sam_lawman Pffffft

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@sam_lawman Welcome to the real world, fucker.

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@rab_equipment Hey I got a new one for Christmas... #HeresToSixMoreYearsOfDisappointment #merrychristmas

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@_lauraaellis Yep... 😂

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@_lauraaellis Naahhhhh