Simone

she/her. habitual line-stepper. certified sagittarius. esoteric sacramentan.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

how it felt to watch “you can see everything” while Black

[maffew☔️ @PRAYY4L0VE]

900m to watch you for 10 years. Worth every penny biggest bro

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Me showing up every October to watch postseason baseball after not watching a game since Opening Day

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Man City’s lawyer winning 1 out of the 115 charges

[Spectre @spectre0799]

September but the beat is Billie Jean

[mia @_miyuh]

raiders fans after being 2-0

[Andrew Cohen @andrewmcohen]

Casey Wilson at the round table:

#Traitors

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

First NFL game in Australia tonight!

[Simone @SimoneSaidThat]

It’s too much

[Jillian Adge @JillAdge]

This tennis match 😮‍💨

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

HOW!?

This match is from another dimension!

[Simone @SimoneSaidThat]

@US_MCFCfan ?

[EJ @Cityzen_jnr1]

Stranger: "I love Cherki"

Me:

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

New investigation.

Tomorrow.

https://t.co/p9FHhUEczb

[ruli @jjmileo]

dragons after the targaryen civil war

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

A PSA for the ladies

[Alyce @Ninergirl99]

Crazy day to release Stinky Pete as our Disney mascot

[City Dude @ManCeeTee]

HULL CITY YOU JUST MADE EVERYONE'S SATURDAY THE BEST EVER 😂😂😭